MR. ROBINSON CRUSOE (1932)
198 shots over 1:10:31, read from the Internet Archive copy mr_robinson_crusoe (video.mp4, 640×480, 29.92 fps). Shot boundaries by PySceneDetect's adaptive detector; each frame links to the Archive's player at that second. Registry dossier: MR. ROBINSON CRUSOE No renewal found. JSON
Measurements: black-and-white film on its keyframes (0 of 198 shots judged colour), average shot 21.4s long, a frontal face detected in 11% of keyframes. Shots are detected automatically and each is represented by its midpoint frame.
Transcript
Machine transcription of the Archive copy's audio with Whisper large-v3-turbo (temperature 0); the model heard it as en. 519 segments kept, 387 dropped as the kind of hallucination the model produces over music and silence. Each timestamp links to the Archive's player at that second. This has not been checked against the film and can be wrong.
- 0:29 Come.
- 0:29 I'm
- 0:53 I'm not lying on the line.
- 1:42 For centuries, the South seas have been removed.
- 1:45 Rich in romance and mystery.
- 1:49 It has always been a magnet.
- 1:51 to lure the scholar the sportsman and the adventure.
- 2:16 Come on, Rory.
- 2:18 Eight. Two. Three. Three.
- 2:20 Two.
- 2:23 You're offside. Now, wait a minute. Now, you're offside. Come on. Come on. Wait a minute. Come on. Come on.
- 2:29 Hey. To check. That's going to go on the island that could be. Possibly uninhabited since the beginning of time.
- 2:41 You mean say nobody lives on a beautiful island like that? Not as though. Of course.
- 2:46 I'm not.
- 2:50 You know, this may sound crazy, but I've got a notion. If you've got a notion, Tender, one is crazy, all right.
- 2:55 You know I'd like to get off an island like that with nothing but a tooth brush. Fill in love with people.
- 2:59 We're on our way to you tigers in Samatha. Now what's the big idea? Yeah, I don't have to kill to get a thrill. I'd like to get off on an island like this and fight the battle of nature against man with my bare hands.
- 3:09 wrong.
- 3:12 Well, it is on an island just like this that Robinson Crusoe lives. That's exactly what I mean. Robinson Crusoe was a myth. Well, let's make him a reality. You? You?
- 3:20 Well, you've been living behind that boy shirt for many years. You'd be crying, Mama, the first day. Don't you believe it? You're not in your eyes, my mother. No, if I were, I wouldn't be thinking a thing like this. I tell you what you fellas do. Go on to some office and get your tiger. When you get back, you'll find me living in a penthouse.
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- 3:34 with hot and cold running water and groceries delivered twice a day. Not a chance. There are cannibals on these islands. When we got back, we'd find you tied to a stake.
- 3:43 And be the remnant of a short dinner. Bet you would.
- 3:47 Bet you a million dollars. Make it a thousand real money, I'll bet you.
- 3:50 Your Honourable.
- 3:51 Roucher. I'll pack his toothbrush. He's leaving. Now wait a minute. Now this is a bet. I'll bet you when you get back I'll be living the life of Riley. You bet that I'll be tied to a stake.
- 4:02 Is that right? That's right. Good. Ha, ha.
- 4:04 Watchers for factories.
- 4:06 and ties for fools.
- 4:08 I'm all. Oh.
- 4:17 Where shall we send your mail?
- 4:20 Park Avenue and 52nd Street.
- 4:22 I
- 4:28 Hey, how about that dog? Well, Robinson Cruz will have the dog. Yeah, you're gonna have the toothbrush. I'll roll my own.
- 4:37 Come on, Rudy!
- 4:40 You win that bet.
- 4:41 or die in the attempt.
- 4:42 You think so?
- 4:44 I've got something up my sleeve. Rudy, now you be a good sport. Go through with this thing. I'll take you to a cat farm next summer.
- 4:52 Attaboy. You picked a nut for a man. All right.
- 5:04 We were certainly in for it now.
- 5:09 Cut off in the world for many, many months.
- 5:15 I suppose the first thing to do is to look for water.
- 5:20 Oh, drinking water. Come on, let's go.
- 5:39 Oh, rainwater.
- 5:42 That's not bad.
- 5:44 Try it.
- 5:46 Here, take it.
- 5:48 little back he's but not bad at all one time I'll give you one more chance
- 6:00 Oh God.
- 6:03 Right.
- 6:40 No.
- 6:41 You must have an answer that's not very...
- 6:44 Far of the road, it's a...
- 6:45 Put his teeth into a situation like this and swallow this one go.
- 6:57 Oh, my God.
- 7:17 Amen.
- 7:18 Right there.
- 7:21 Right there.
- 7:24 You're going to hide you and I going to get into the devil belly.
- 7:28 You know I'm. I'm a darn sight more adaptable than you are.
- 7:37 I'm.
- 7:41 Come on.
- 7:46 I'm not really. Now you're making a great.
- 7:56 Well, Rooney, Rooney has looking at you.
- 8:13 Now how about something to eat.
- 8:19 I may finish by eating grass, but I certainly not going to start that way.
- 8:27 Ha ha.
- 8:29 Hello, Van Camp's backyard.
- 8:33 Coconuts.
- 8:36 Bananas! Red fruit!
- 8:40 pineapple. I'm all set now what about you. You've got to go on a diet.
- 8:48 Now for a place to live.
- 8:50 I'm going to go.
- 9:23 and
- 9:26 Here.
- 9:29 In Park Avenue and here's 52nd Street. Here it is all in a nutshell. Water, food, shelter. Water.
- 9:36 That my boy is called a survey. The next thing is an engineering job.
- 9:46 I'm going to show you a little trick is happening 15 or 200.
- 9:52 The first thing that man did when he stood on his hind leg was to throw his brain into a new position.
- 10:01 The nail got short, his teeth got down, and he made himself his first implement.
- 10:09 I'm going to go.
- 10:20 This is Burrow-Bot, Rooney.
- 10:23 Navy's of these islands make rope out of this and various other things.
- 10:44 I suppose you're wondering where I got all this information.
- 10:48 Well, I've been a Boy Scout, and I've read Dan Beard's Handy Bone.
- 10:55 I'm going to go.
- 11:09 Labor saving device known to man.
- 11:21 And. Found it useful in a hundred ways.
- 11:24 100 ways to use it. No nails, no screws, no spikes. Nothing to deceive you.
- 11:48 Simple twist and best don't change old. You have it.
- 11:53 Eureka!
- 12:17 This is going to be a cinch.
- 12:18 Isn't nature wonderful? Isn't nature kind?
- 12:22 Oh.
- 12:27 I think I'm wrong again. We'll build a house in spite of our friendly neighbors.
- 12:57 different.
- 12:58 both geographically and in vegetation,
- 13:00 From our Robinson Crusoe Island.
- 13:06 Look who's here.
- 13:09 Little grandma going on on this island.
- 13:12 Little girl evidently does not want to take her back. Mama Spence.
- 13:18 I know. She's a kid in the creek.
- 13:22 Wait a minute.
- 13:23 You know what this is.
- 13:24 It's a petrural ceremony. Yes. The girl presents her coat to the man she is supposed to marry. He accepts it as a token of the engagement. Look at the face of the guy she's going to marry. Wonder what a grouchy old lady is. Probably the girl's mother. Well she's a good match for the son-in-law. All right all right all right.
- 13:49 Yeah, what happens after the conclusion well after several months or as the native say out the fourth moon they have the way.
- 13:57 And the gal is being by her bridegroom, you see?
- 14:00 Dressed, dollanded and taken before the groom to be. Where upon to complete the ceremony, he hops and knocks out our front teeth. No kidding? Actual fact. Oh well, we do the same thing.
- 14:13 Only we usually wait until after the ceremony.
- 15:49 OK.
- 15:51 Okay.
- 15:53 I.
- 16:16 Oh, no, no, no.
- 16:19 Never. Never. Never. Come on. Sports.
- 16:49 I'm going to go.
- 17:09 The.
- 17:20 Oh, my God.
- 18:24 Boy, that's what I call a thrill. Think of Crusoe missing all this, stopping off at an island playhouse where nothing ever happens.
- 18:31 Come on.
- 18:49 Oh.
- 19:00 Oh, my God.
- 19:02 Ah, there, boy, that gives us two fine clats.
- 19:04 Now, if there are any of these mysterious animals that seem to be wandering around here and want to contribute to this little Robinson Crusoe drama,
- 19:10 We're ready for it.
- 19:30 I want to work without a hit.
- 19:33 Come on, boy. Time for dinner.
- 19:37 I will be moving into a.
- 19:59 Oh.
- 20:00 The
- 20:05 Okay.
- 20:06 Oh, yeah.
- 20:32 the world.
- 20:46 I'm going to pass something to sookie.
- 21:23 Where's Rooney?
- 21:26 How?
- 21:27 All right.
- 21:28 Drunk?
- 21:32 Oh, oh, oh. Fishing.
- 21:48 Oh really. Only one face. You gotta do better than that.
- 22:01 I don't know.
- 22:02 Hey!
- 22:03 Up!
- 22:04 Yes.
- 22:06 low tide nothing and you told me that yesterday
- 22:14 This looks like the Swiss family round.
- 22:17 Hey, what's the idea?
- 22:21 Yeah.
- 22:27 Trap number two.
- 22:30 I.
- 22:39 Welcome to our city. I was wondering where we were going to get our butter.
- 22:44 Ah!
- 23:31 Oh
- 23:36 Oh, my God.
- 24:24 Here.
- 24:25 Yeah. Yeah.
- 25:41 I'm going to go.
- 26:11 I'm going to be here.
- 26:49 Come on.
- 27:03 Amen.
- 27:04 and
- 28:38 I'm.
- 28:47 Hey!
- 28:48 Help!
- 28:49 I
- 29:09 Oh, yeah.
- 29:23 Yeah.
- 29:31 I'm going to go.
- 29:34 The.
- 29:53 Amen.
- 29:56 Oh!
- 30:14 I'm going to go.
- 30:22 I'm not.
- 31:18 Oh.
- 31:51 Amen.
- 32:09 Yes.
- 32:13 Yeah.
- 32:31 All right.
- 33:06 Amen.
- 33:15 Oh, my God.
- 33:19 I'm.
- 33:32 Hey!
- 33:35 Mmm.
- 33:36 and
- 34:01 Amen.
- 34:15 Hey! Hey!
- 34:20 I'm.
- 34:44 I
- 35:24 You don't understand, but you're going to be my man Friday.
- 35:28 Science gets brute strength.
- 35:31 You know, this is...
- 35:32 Decker's famous
- 35:33 citiphone.
- 35:35 Let him give up.
- 35:40 Huh.
- 35:43 I thought you'd be good, Frank.
- 35:52 Oh, no.
- 36:02 Gotcha.
- 36:02 Famous toehold in my own hammer lock.
- 36:06 How do you like that?
- 36:09 Now you be a good boy.
- 36:14 Hey, I've got this.
- 36:28 Come on.
- 36:35 This hurts me worse than it does you.
- 36:40 Oh, you feel that way about it?
- 36:43 Amen.
- 36:45 Now, if this water cure doesn't work, I'm going to fight cancer oil.
- 36:49 Amen.
- 36:50 and the people
- 36:52 Now, behave yourself.
- 36:54 Oh, headhunter.
- 36:57 You must be Friday the 13th.
- 37:13 You killed a radio operator. You should have killed a radio announcer. You should have killed a radio announcer.
- 37:17 I got a notion it might be crazy.
- 37:26 I'm not.
- 37:30 Link!
- 37:36 Amen.
- 37:39 Amen.
- 37:42 Radio tube, zinc, copper, loudspeaker, a radio. Radio.
- 37:46 Friday, you're going to make the first real contribution to our adventure.
- 37:49 We'll call the station FRDY.
- 38:11 We'll be right back.
- 38:16 and
- 38:17 I hear a prophet.
- 38:24 I...
- 38:25 Donald, you are the murderer.
- 38:31 I want to be here.
- 38:35 Yes, sir.
- 38:37 for you.
- 38:39 Oh, yes.
- 38:49 Awesome.
- 38:49 Yeah.
- 38:50 I am.
- 38:52 All right.
- 38:54 Amen.
- 38:55 All right.
- 38:58 When your heart's broken, Friday, I'm going to untie you.
- 39:03 Oh
- 39:10 Here comes.
- 39:28 Come back here.
- 39:30 Come on.
- 40:04 I don't think Robinson Crusoe had anything like this.
- 40:14 I've got to read that book again.
- 40:22 I'm going to go.
- 40:26 Friday's gone. You must be Saturday.
- 40:39 Amen.
- 40:40 Up!
- 40:41 Oh, my God.
- 40:54 Amen.
- 40:59 Amen.
- 41:26 Amen.
- 41:48 You better, huh?
- 41:52 How many?
- 41:52 Where did you come from?
- 41:56 Do vulnerable.
- 41:59 Well.
- 42:00 Come and see here.
- 42:04 De donde viene usted?
- 42:09 Airway on gay own phrase.
- 42:15 Did you swim?
- 42:20 Did you paddle a canoe?
- 42:22 own.
- 42:24 battle.
- 42:26 From that island over there.
- 42:34 Oh, I see that over there.
- 42:40 Look around, we're not quite mixed up. We weren't expecting anyone yet.
- 42:48 Yeah, that's early Grand Rapids.
- 42:55 Amen.
- 43:01 I'm exchange that to you.
- 43:08 Sears Roebuck.
- 43:11 Amen.
- 43:14 That bed is only here on approval. Why, you want to see this? This is a cute one. Watch this. Look at that.
- 43:21 fact.
- 43:22 I like that.
- 43:25 Amen.
- 43:46 Oh, yeah.
- 43:51 I'm.
- 44:16 All right.
- 44:18 Hutt!
- 44:19 Well I'm a son. Is that so.
- 44:28 Jury, look at me, I ain't king of all I ain't coming. Come on and give me that.
- 44:35 All right.
- 44:37 God's heaven, I'm from here.
- 44:39 I'm worried that how, that's why you will love me, and I'll never know how to be.
- 44:46 Ringing our vagabonds.
- 44:48 I. And.
- 44:55 This is Station KTR, San Francisco. Oh.
- 44:59 flashing the news of the day.
- 45:01 During the month of October...
- 45:03 760 people were injured in traffic accidents.
- 45:06 and 43 were killed.
- 45:09 Wealthy clubman commits suicide.
- 45:11 George Graham.
- 45:12 killed instantly.
- 45:13 after jumping from a seven-story window.
- 45:16 The police learned he had lost everything in Wall Street.
- 45:19 Ha!
- 45:21 John Davenport.
- 45:22 Retired capitalist.
- 45:23 was unable to pay his alimony.
- 45:25 So he is spending the next six months in jail.
- 45:33 This program is sponsored by the Dorsey Fardon Cosmetic Company.
- 45:38 Now, don't forget girls.
- 45:40 If you want to be beautiful,
- 45:42 If you want to be lovely,
- 45:44 She was Dorothy Potter.
- 45:45 famous nips.
- 45:47 Dorothy Potton.
- 45:48 famous eyebrow pencil.
- 45:50 God be pardoned.
- 45:51 famous vanishing queen.
- 45:53 and Dorothy Pardons,
- 45:54 same experience.
- 45:55 pizza
- 46:02 When you hear the sound of the chimes...
- 46:05 Time will be 12 o'clock. Miss Eisen.
- 46:08 Pacific?
- 46:09 Standard...
- 46:09 time.
- 46:15 At 8 o'clock south sea time. Four hours difference.
- 46:18 Time to go to bed. Come on, Saturday.
- 46:20 At all.
- 46:26 Your honor is your bed.
- 46:29 Yes. You sleep here. Yes.
- 46:34 I'm
- 46:41 You sleep here.
- 46:42 You're bad. Look.
- 46:44 They...
- 46:47 Oh, no.
- 46:50 Come on, Sandy.
- 46:52 I sleep out here.
- 46:56 Yes.
- 46:57 If he's finished.
- 46:58 That's pretty cute.
- 47:00 Hey, uh...
- 47:02 Yeah, tonight.
- 47:06 I don't know.
- 47:09 - Oh, the universe.
- 47:10 You don't kiss Downey.
- 47:11 Amen.
- 47:14 What do you do?
- 47:16 Oh, yes.
- 47:19 Huh?
- 47:20 finding it.
- 47:24 Saturdays.
- 47:27 Oh. You're up now.
- 47:37 Well, good night.
- 47:40 Fights and Dreams.
- 47:43 See you tomorrow.
- 47:51 Home, babe.
- 48:05 Amen.
- 48:08 Amen.
- 48:16 Amen.
- 48:22 Oh
- 48:29 I'm.
- 48:48 Amen.
- 49:26 Oh, my God.
- 49:57 Professor, this is where you bid in this little scheme of mine. Just line up some of these natives, and I'll show you how I'm going to win that bet from Mr. Robinson Crusoe. Hey, my boy. Hey, you're on our way to make names. Aye.
- 50:12 I'm going to go.
- 50:24 No, don't stand behind. No, that's fine.
- 50:26 happen.
- 50:35 Oh, yeah.
- 50:37 is never
- 50:37 and never as long as you live at every seat when a man is putting.
- 50:41 You can steal his watch, but never talk.
- 50:47 Oh, it's a problem with you, boo. I can't be better.
- 50:50 Taboo!
- 50:51 Now, boo!
- 50:55 But they didn't see you first.
- 51:09 I have it when you. Now we're even I'll show you the reason why people play golf.
- 51:18 This is the nineteen calls the club.
- 51:21 I may give you two of these cars here. I may pick you up.
- 51:30 I.
- 51:46 Yeah.
- 51:48 High.
- 51:50 In the work.
- 51:52 And very good to know them.
- 51:56 I see.
- 51:57 Hi. Yes.
- 52:00 I, yes.
- 52:03 Yes.
- 52:04 Yes.
- 52:09 Yes.
- 52:09 Yeah.
- 52:14 Mmm.
- 52:16 Hmm, same in our language.
- 52:18 Hmm.
- 52:19 you're right
- 52:23 Yes.
- 52:23 Hi, Jack.
- 52:24 Huh?
- 52:25 and that's it.
- 52:26 I know.
- 52:29 No, sir.
- 52:33 And all you never need to learn.
- 52:35 means mind if I am.
- 52:39 Hmm.
- 52:43 That it is going.
- 52:44 I'm going to go.
- 52:52 And what a knife.
- 52:54 Glorious.
- 52:55 No.
- 52:56 perfectly defined.
- 52:59 Gorgeous.
- 53:01 Inspiring.
- 53:01 And chances.
- 53:09 How silver sweet sound lovers found by night.
- 53:16 Like soft as music to attending the air.
- 53:21 Oh, heavenly night.
- 53:22 I'm a scared being a knight all this
- 53:26 too flattering sweet.
- 53:31 You understand?
- 53:33 No.
- 53:35 I love you.
- 53:39 I say
- 53:40 as life.
- 53:42 I'm
- 53:45 in that.
- 53:47 So you think I eat up. I'm going to make a lot of students. I can get it.
- 53:54 So we must do next.
- 53:59 That's great. One of them like real Canada. Now it's all we have to do. Man on. Hello. They go. Yeah. You. I'm sick. Get ready to roll.
- 54:29 I mean, yeah, hey, who? You're a little bit. Oh, it's I mean. Hey.
- 54:53 Oh, yeah.
- 55:11 Saturday, you're sweet.
- 55:12 Love it.
- 55:13 a dog.
- 55:14 Mom.
- 55:15 Everything a doctor ordered, but...
- 55:17 But this is an impossible situation.
- 55:20 It's so sudden, you don't even know my family.
- 55:25 Besides, they may not like it where I come from.
- 55:28 It's so different.
- 55:30 Oh, boy, what a football game! Notre Dame nothing, Southern California nothing. End of the first half.
- 55:47 Johnny, stop moving to that radio. You see I'm talking?
- 55:52 You see Saturday?
- 55:53 We're savages.
- 55:55 You're a calm, mild...
- 55:57 peaceful people.
- 55:58 We have footballs.
- 56:00 prize fighting.
- 56:01 Gangster. Dentist. Now for instance, do you play bridge? Yes.
- 56:15 The
- 56:21 Amen.
- 56:22 I'm not going to be a good one.
- 56:25 Yes.
- 56:34 and whom are you?
- 56:35 playing those things.
- 56:41 No Saturday. I wouldn't spoil your beautiful teeth for anything in the world.
- 56:50 Ahem.
- 56:57 Oh, oh.
- 57:13 Hey.
- 57:19 Come on, I trade up, huh?
- 57:21 Ah!
- 57:30 Hey, Nate, move away. Over here, the one over here. Over here, over here. Over here, over here. Over here.
- 57:47 Hey!
- 57:49 Oh, my God.
- 58:04 I get no longer.
- 58:06 I hate that. I'm going to...
- 58:07 Speak up!
- 58:08 Oh, yeah.
- 58:25 I thought it might be bad.
- 58:27 I got you. I got you.
- 58:30 The
- 58:42 Oh, my God.
- 59:09 I'm going to go.
- 59:21 Let's go.
- 59:34 Hey!
- 59:53 Hear me?
- 59:54 Hey!
- 1:00:00 I don't know.
- 1:00:17 Hey!
- 1:00:26 Oh, my God.
- 1:00:47 .7 million in the air.
- 1:00:50 Come on.
- 1:00:56 Quiet!
- 1:00:56 Will you get this?
- 1:01:02 I got to figure out something.
- 1:01:19 The love of peace.
- 1:01:26 All the comforts of Mark Avenue.
- 1:01:33 All the joys of Broadway.
- 1:01:49 What do you think of that? This is Saturday. Saturday to my friend. My friend is a Saturday. You're just in time for a Robinson Crusoe cocktail.
- 1:02:03 I wonder what they gave him that bunch of cannibals.
- 1:02:06 In the bag.
- 1:02:11 There you are. Yeah. Try this on your piano. Yeah.
- 1:02:15 You little son of a gun, you...
- 1:02:19 Why it looks as though you have everything in the bag. You haven't seen anything. Yeah. No.
- 1:02:32 Delmar!
- 1:02:33 All right.
- 1:02:38 All right.
- 1:02:39 Let's try the Riker.
- 1:02:41 How do you like that? Well, the man is Mussolini. Here's your thousand dollars, boy. All made out. You win.
- 1:03:01 Remember the girl on the island? That's her mother. What a complication. Oh, here's another complication.
- 1:03:20 Gentlemen, the time flies. Here's Friday again. We've got to get out of here quick. Take the monkey and the dog and the parrot.
- 1:03:31 This one you're wrong and I hope you win.
- 1:04:50 Oh, my God.
- 1:04:51 I'm going to go.
- 1:05:21 I'm going to go.
- 1:05:38 Oh, my God.
- 1:06:21 Yeah.
- 1:06:32 Hey.
- 1:06:33 Yeah.
- 1:06:39 I.
- 1:06:54 That's 2000 bucks you owe me.
- 1:07:06 Oh, look!
- 1:07:11 Saturday! Oh, for the love of people. I knew it.
- 1:07:15 I knew it. I knew it.
- 1:07:25 This is the question before the house and all fully Saturday.
- 1:07:29 I told you that it was an impulse.
- 1:07:31 You shouldn't have... You know, I've got to go back on this...
- 1:07:33 You should have stayed on that island.
- 1:07:37 And you I shouldn't have taught her anything.
- 1:07:39 What are you going to do with her at the room they conveniently jump into the volcano.
- 1:07:43 Huh? Huh?
- 1:07:44 Keep on Michael to you. What? Jump into a ball theater. Oh, this is serious.
- 1:07:50 What am I going to do, Professor? East is east and west is west. I know it. I know it. I shot my tiger. Oh, my God.
- 1:07:59 Triple or nothing on that bed, you don't get out of this one.
- 1:08:34 Oh.
- 1:09:27 I'm.
- 1:10:05 Oh, my God.
- 1:10:16 I'm not.
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