MCLINTOCK (1963)
1151 shots over 2:06:47, read from the Internet Archive copy mclintok_widescreen (McLintock.mp4, 640×276, 23.98 fps). Shot boundaries by PySceneDetect's adaptive detector; each frame links to the Archive's player at that second. Registry dossier: MCLINTOCK No renewal found. JSON
Measurements: colour film on its keyframes (1143 of 1151 shots judged colour), average shot 6.6s long, a frontal face detected in 24% of keyframes. Shots are detected automatically and each is represented by its midpoint frame.
Transcript
Machine transcription of the Archive copy's audio with Whisper large-v3-turbo (temperature 0); the model heard it as en. 1348 segments kept, 357 dropped as the kind of hallucination the model produces over music and silence. Each timestamp links to the Archive's player at that second. This has not been checked against the film and can be wrong.
- 0:30 Oh, you'll be dreaming of are the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees till you're up to your knees in love. There's a treehouse in the meadow below the mountain peak. The perfect place for lovers when they play hide and seek. There's a covered bridge, a crippled trick where the horses always stop. Between the treehouse and the covered bridge, that's how mom would pop. I make a job in the country.
- 1:00 Where skies are blue. All you'll be dreaming of are the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees till you're up to your knees in love. There are roses on the trellis and the scent of the moon haze. The clinging vine is jealous on the fence across the way. There's a great big yellow moon above and a breeze to sing a song between the roses and the yellow.
- 1:30 And he makes love in the country where skies are blue. Oh, you'll be dreaming of the birds and the bees and the flowers and the bees till you're up to your knees in love.
- 2:00 Oh, my God.
- 2:21 Lord to goodness.
- 2:23 not again
- 2:28 I'm going to go.
- 2:39 Howdy, Drago. Morning, Curly.
- 2:41 Makes seven times this month he come home, Swaggles. Six. Seven? Six. Once was his birthday. That don't count. Give me my bucket. Didn't have anything for breakfast but two raw eggs and a mug of honey. No.
- 2:55 Curly!
- 2:56 Yes, boss.
- 3:00 Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot you.
- 3:06 Get out of here, Bunyan. Good morning. Good morning. Carlos, what are you doing up there?
- 3:13 I hope I get it this time, Mr. McClintock.
- 3:16 My brothers! They got the big hats already!
- 3:27 All right, let them have at it.
- 3:43 Get over. Did you only let me drive? You promised me you would sometime. No.
- 3:50 Ross, you better watch that turn on the road. You're going to kill both of us one of these days.
- 3:59 Thank you, Mr. Ross.
- 4:13 Come on.
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- 4:18 You got cattle in the back, boss.
- 4:27 Yaaah!
- 4:28 Give it up, John!
- 4:48 Keep going!
- 4:49 15 cents abound all the way to Kansas City.
- 5:39 Now boss, there's one old pensioner I wished you would pass up.
- 5:48 Bunny?
- 5:49 Yeah.
- 5:50 You knew where I'd seen his face before. You mean old time, he's just been around town a couple of years.
- 5:55 Oh, you have no milk of human kindness.
- 6:00 Morning, Mr. McClinick.
- 6:02 Morning, Bunny. Well, you see, you're in good health.
- 6:06 Never felt better, contrary to what you may hear. Me...
- 6:11 My kidneys ain't what they used to be in my...
- 6:13 Livers been leaving me billions right go I
- 6:16 Hey.
- 6:24 Hello, Ben.
- 6:25 Hey, McLennick.
- 6:27 Drago, throw that in the buggy. Yes, sir.
- 6:33 - The scrubby bunch of Sooners, huh? - They are at that.
- 6:39 It ought to make Douglas happy, lining his pockets with land fees.
- 6:44 What are we gonna do?
- 6:46 I don't know what you're gonna do, Ben. Me, I do nothing.
- 6:50 200 families.
- 6:52 Quarter of beef a week for family? They last two years. That can be a sizable number.
- 6:57 I got 20 head to one of any other brand on the Mesa Verde. I'm not hollering.
- 7:04 Some of us haven't got all the money in the world.
- 7:07 Some of us ain't old and tired and feel like being put upon.
- 7:11 You interest me, young Ben. Go on.
- 7:14 So the first time I find one of our hides wearing our brand hung on one of them settlers fences,
- 7:21 I aim to kill me a plow boy.
- 7:24 You do what you want, McLintock. We'll do what we want.
- 7:28 Fellas my age generally call me GW or McLintock.
- 7:33 Youngsters call me Mr. McLintock.
- 7:37 All right, Mr. McLintock.
- 7:40 Not because I'm afraid of them.
- 7:42 They're the big east out of this country. And I reckon a fella my age should call you mister.
- 7:49 Full grown now, GW.
- 7:51 He's a half-owner to spread...
- 7:54 I made him a full partner the day the doc gave me the long face.
- 7:58 Well, you want him to vote the first time this territory becomes a state, don't you? Of course I do. These settlers get burned out, there'll be a lot of hollering that this country's too wild to be a state. We'll go on being a territory some more, with a lot of political appointees running in, according to what they learned in some college where they think that cows are something you milk, Indians are something in front of a cigar store.
- 8:28 - I'll do what I can. - Come on over to the house once in a while. We'll rack up a few hands and stud.
- 8:36 You know, that'll be just fine.
- 8:43 Help! Help!
- 8:45 Amen.
- 8:47 Come on!
- 8:50 It's a nice morning, ain't it, boss?
- 8:53 Everybody's entitled to their own opinion. Like that again, eh? Here's something that'll cheer you up.
- 8:58 About a thousand head. I figure they'll bring about $12.50.
- 9:01 They're not as fat as I'd like to ship them.
- 9:04 They all off the North Range? Yes, sir.
- 9:10 Settlers. Every one of them with a plow and a Bible.
- 9:12 Not the slightest idea what terrain is for it.
- 9:17 Greg. Oh.
- 9:18 - Drag out that hog leg. - Yes, sir. - Get me some attention.
- 9:23 *BANG*
- 9:25 Yee-haw!
- 9:36 Come on, all of you. Gather round.
- 9:40 People, come on, gather around.
- 9:45 I'm a clinic.
- 9:47 You people planned a homestead and farm the Mesa Verde.
- 9:51 Yes, sir. The government give us each 160 acres.
- 9:54 The government never gave anybody anything. Some years back, a lot like you came in.
- 10:00 We had a pretty good first year. Good summer.
- 10:03 Easy winter. But the next year, the last rain was in February.
- 10:08 And by June, even the Jackrabbits had sense enough to get off the Mesa.
- 10:13 Folks, do you know who that is?
- 10:15 That's McClintock.
- 10:17 George Washington McClintock.
- 10:20 I told him that, Douglas.
- 10:22 He controls the water rights on 200 square miles of range.
- 10:28 You know that lumber you got?
- 10:30 It came from his land.
- 10:32 cut by his loggers and milled in his mills.
- 10:35 Douglas, I come close to killing you a couple of times when we were younger.
- 10:40 Saddens me I didn't.
- 10:42 Can you imagine a man who owns all that?
- 10:45 Oh, and mines too, I forgot to mention them.
- 10:49 All that.
- 10:50 And he's begrudging poor people a measly, a measly...
- 10:54 160 acres.
- 10:57 That right, Mr. McLintock? You begrudge us a little free land? There's no such thing as free land.
- 11:03 You make these homesteads go, you'll have earned every acre of it.
- 11:07 But you just can't make them go on the Mesa Verde.
- 11:11 God made that country for buffalo.
- 11:13 Serves pretty well for cattle.
- 11:15 But it hates the plow.
- 11:17 And even the government should know that you can't farm 6,000 feet above sea level.
- 11:25 Any trouble, Mr. McLennick? No trouble, Jeff.
- 11:32 Ah!
- 11:35 Come on.
- 11:37 How about you, Douglas?
- 11:39 Douglas
- 11:41 Just plain Douglas, eh?
- 11:43 And you call him Mr. McClenney.
- 11:46 Why?
- 11:48 Well, Douglas, I guess it's because he earned it.
- 11:58 Mr. McLennig?
- 11:59 Yeah?
- 12:01 I'm a good hand with cattle, Mr. McLennick. You'd like a job.
- 12:04 Well, you look strong enough.
- 12:06 You come in with those suitors?
- 12:08 Well, yes, sir, but we don't have a homestead. That's usual.
- 12:25 I'm going to go.
- 12:28 Half life, ain't it, Sonny?
- 12:31 Hell, ain't much future being a farmer around these parts.
- 12:40 I
- 12:47 Oh, my God.
- 12:56 Ladies,
- 12:57 the finest Chantilly lace available anywhere.
- 12:59 Shanti, Mr. Broombaum.
- 13:02 Well, believe me, it's the best.
- 13:04 Oh, excuse me, please. Look around. Take your time.
- 13:07 Drago, I got a thousand Havana cigars and twelve of those hats for you over there. Them twelve big hats ain't gonna last long the way some folks have been differing into that red eye these days.
- 13:19 Good morning, G.W. Good morning. I stole some stick candy. Please, help yourself. Come on in.
- 13:28 Davey, you can forget about saddling up the horse. Come in here.
- 13:32 Problem? Yes.
- 13:35 Well, if I were blacks, I'd move Queen's bishop to King IV.
- 13:43 Yeah, you might be right. You know, I was just starting to work this out when the letter came.
- 13:47 Letter? What happened? Don't you want to... Morning, Mr. McLintock. Morning, Davey.
- 13:53 You being here saved me a trip.
- 13:55 Oh!
- 13:56 That hat and suit of clothes you picked out for my birthday? Well, instead of this cowboy hat,
- 14:02 I'd like to have this one.
- 14:03 If it's--
- 14:05 All right with you, sir. Well, that's all right with me, Davey.
- 14:08 Of course, that looks like the kind of a hat a fella'd wear down Main Street to start a fight. Oh, I don't need a city hat for that. All I have to do is walk down the street and some wise anchor will call me an Indian, and just like that, the fight's on. Davey.
- 14:21 The letter it's for you and you are an Indian I
- 14:25 Yes, I know I'm an Indian. But I'm also the fastest runner in town. I've got a college education and I'm the railroad telegrapher. But does anybody say...
- 14:33 Hello, college man, or hello, runner, or hello, telegrapher. No, not even hello, nuthead! Davey!
- 14:40 It's always let the Indian do it. Will you go out in the store and help the ladies?
- 14:45 All right. I'm also a bookkeeper, part-time clerk...
- 14:49 Always let the Indian do it.
- 14:54 The lady brought that out here this morning, asked for it to be taken out to the home ranch for you.
- 14:59 Handsome lady, kind of tall with red hair.
- 15:02 Called me Mr. Birnbaum just as if she'd never seen me before. And as if that veil that covered her face would keep me from recognizing her.
- 15:10 I thought she was in New York or Europe or someplace.
- 15:14 So did I.
- 15:16 Jake, you better throw on a couple extra cases of the boss's favorite bourbon. That stuff sure gets used up fast out of our place. Which reminds me, you better start tapering off.
- 15:29 Catherine's in town.
- 15:31 Katie?
- 15:33 Good morning, Mr. Clifford. Good morning, Mr. Clifford.
- 15:59 Morning.
- 16:00 Hello, morning, Matt. I'm back, darling.
- 16:02 All right.
- 16:04 Morning, G.W. What are you doing in here? Why aren't you out at the desk? Helping out the bartender. Yeah, I see a busy day.
- 16:11 Give me the key to room 17. What?
- 16:14 17 and don't advertise it.
- 16:27 Here
- 16:31 Day off?
- 16:34 Off day.
- 16:38 Wonder what he's so preoccupied about. Haven't you heard? No, what?
- 16:43 Katie's back in town. Katie? Yes, dear.
- 16:46 The social arbiter.
- 16:50 Well, hi, Sonny.
- 16:52 Good morning.
- 16:53 Oh.
- 16:54 Mr. McLennick, I don't want to bother you. I'm sorry, boy. I told you, no job.
- 17:02 I'll see you next time.
- 17:12 I'm going to go.
- 17:22 All right.
- 17:23 Oh, my God.
- 17:26 I'm not sure.
- 17:36 Catherine
- 17:38 George Washington, you're clenched up.
- 17:45 - Hmm.
- 17:48 I thought you'd want this.
- 17:56 First dig of this bird.
- 17:58 But who am I to upset your plans?
- 18:02 Don't you feel kind of silly? I never feel silly.
- 18:07 It's because you have no sense of humor.
- 18:10 Why couldn't we sit down in the hotel dining room and talk about whatever it is you want to talk about? Or why couldn't you just come over to the house?
- 18:18 and have everybody know that we're meeting.
- 18:20 Everybody knows, and what's the difference? We're married.
- 18:24 And that is something I should like to change.
- 18:33 You know the answer Katie
- 18:36 That isn't why you sent for me.
- 18:39 Let's get to the rat killer. That's just the kind of remark that's always endeared you to me.
- 18:47 Let us open the discussion. Very well.
- 18:50 Our daughter is coming home in a few days.
- 18:53 Rob, she's coming here. It was just a slip of the tongue that made me refer to this ugly hamlet as home.
- 18:59 Our daughter.
- 19:01 Is it so hard to say her name? It's Becky. Rebecca!
- 19:04 I hate that name.
- 19:06 Anyway.
- 19:07 She's coming home.
- 19:08 And I hope to persuade you to let her live with me. Part of the time in the Capitol, part of the time in New York, and of course, Newport during the season.
- 19:20 You're whistling in the wind, Katie.
- 19:24 If she stays here,
- 19:26 He'll become just as crude and as vulgar as all of this country. And if she goes your way, she'll be all show and no stay.
- 19:32 Oh, I need you.
- 19:40 No go, Kate. I hate you. Oh, how I hate you.
- 19:47 Half the people in the world are women.
- 19:49 Why does it have to be you that stirs me?
- 19:57 That's the story.
- 19:59 Amen.
- 20:00 I saw your picture in the paper at the governor's ball.
- 20:02 You were dancing with a governor.
- 20:05 At least he's a gentleman. I doubt that. You have to be a man first before you're a gentleman.
- 20:12 He misses on both counts.
- 20:25 more
- 20:33 Hey, Sonny!
- 20:34 You gonna ask him again?
- 20:37 Nope. Hey, boy, you got a pocket of pride. You gotta be.
- 20:42 You better listen to an expert, sonny. I'm telling you, you've got to growl. Human nature gets them every time.
- 20:48 Mr.
- 20:50 Leave me alone.
- 20:53 Everybody does it one way or another.
- 21:04 What about that job, Mr. Plannigan?
- 21:06 I already told you, son, I've got no need for farmers or use for them.
- 21:11 Just one minute, Mr. McLintock.
- 21:13 My father died last month. That's how come we lost our homestead.
- 21:17 I've got a mother and a little sister to feed.
- 21:19 I need that job badly. What's your name?
- 21:23 Devlin Warren.
- 21:24 You got a job, son. See my home ranch for him when he's over at the corral.
- 21:35 Step down off of that carriage, mister.
- 21:43 Hold that hog leg!
- 21:46 I've been punched many a time in my life, but never for hiring anybody.
- 21:52 I don't know what to say.
- 21:56 I never begged before.
- 21:58 Turn my stomach.
- 22:00 I suppose I should have been grateful you gave me the job. Gave?
- 22:04 Yes.
- 22:05 Why you got it all wrong?
- 22:07 I don't give jobs, I hire men.
- 22:11 You intend to give this man a full day's work, don't you, boy?
- 22:14 You mean you're still hiring me, Mr. McClane?
- 22:16 Well, yes, sir. I mean, I'll certainly deliver a fair day's work.
- 22:20 For that, I'll pay you a fair day's wage.
- 22:23 You won't give me anything and I won't give you anything.
- 22:26 We both hold up our heads.
- 22:28 Where do you live?
- 22:30 The settlers encampment down by the mine.
- 22:33 that's your plug yes sir we'll hop on him and we'll go get your gear
- 22:55 Come on.
- 23:08 Morning, Mr. McRenick.
- 23:10 Morning, Mr. Poor Boy.
- 23:30 I'm sure that all you fine people are interested in knowing just what portion of this new land will be your new home. Oh, Jones and McAllister, since you've been more or less the leaders of our group, I'd like to have you come up and...
- 23:46 Check the exact location.
- 23:50 Won't be a minute, sir.
- 23:54 Come on.
- 23:57 Go up to that boy and give him $30 I
- 24:01 Tell him the clinic pays these riders a month in advance. In the looks of things, they can sure use it too.
- 24:10 Omar?
- 24:11 It's Mr. Drago. Good morning.
- 24:15 Well, then, what do we owe this visit from the cattle baron?
- 24:20 I've got to touch a hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me.
- 24:23 Whoa-ho! Back run!
- 24:32 Say, those are Indians!
- 24:34 Are there Indians in this homestead land? Friendly Indians, my boy.
- 24:38 Oh, ho, Macklin! Oh, running buffalo! Oh, Macklin! Long time when we all get drunk together. And it's gonna be a lot longer time.
- 24:50 Because it's against the law and you're with a sheriff.
- 24:53 And if I got my hands full...
- 24:55 They came into town to meet the train. The old Indian chiefs are coming home. I heard they'd been pardoned.
- 25:00 They don't know when it's arriving, this week, next week, or next month.
- 25:03 So in the meantime, I've got to do something with them.
- 25:06 Could I cut out a couple ahead of your steers to feed them? Otherwise, some of these settlers' milk cows are going to disappear.
- 25:11 that's right macklin
- 25:14 Cut out whatever you need. Sheriff!
- 25:16 Are you going to camp these savages with all these settlers?
- 25:20 You're asking for trouble!
- 25:22 Mr. Douglas, I already have plenty of trouble. Please stay over my back.
- 25:26 Ben and Buffalo.
- 25:28 Bring your people over to the clay slide. Close.
- 25:34 Hello, Mr. McQueen. Tiny Mouse, it's nice to see you.
- 25:39 You wouldn't believe it now, but 20 years ago she was a mighty handsome maid.
- 25:45 Twenty years ago you thought so too, Mr. Douglas.
- 25:48 Okay.
- 25:49 I'm sorry.
- 25:56 It was just like this. I had a dead beat on old running buffalo.
- 26:00 I'm a sharp .50 caliber misbar.
- 26:03 That's back in that trouble in the forest. Remember? I remember.
- 26:07 You won't taste something come directly from him? No.
- 26:17 - Where'd you get this? - That boy's mama baked 'em.
- 26:20 All right.
- 26:21 You thinking the same thing I am? She's a widow on the boss, and she's got a long, hard road.
- 26:27 Hire her.
- 26:33 I always said you had a heap of sense.
- 26:37 Mr. McClendon?
- 26:38 This is my mother.
- 26:40 Your mother?
- 26:43 And my sister. Pleased to meet you, Mr. McClintock.
- 26:46 Ma'am?
- 26:47 This here's my boss, and he has few choice words to say about your biscuits.
- 26:54 Yes, Mr. McClintock?
- 26:56 They're great.
- 27:14 Well, you old Ken needs reprobate, how about it?
- 27:17 Farney?
- 27:19 I kill myself.
- 27:20 I'm not talking about firing you, I'm retiring you! You've been rustling food for us for 30 years.
- 27:27 We're going to put you out to pasture. All you'll have to do is give advice. Be one of the family.
- 27:32 I tell myself...
- 27:33 I may save you the trouble. Oh, Gene.
- 27:38 You kill yourself, I'll cut off your pigtail, and you ain't never gonna get to heaven.
- 27:43 I'll be one of her family?
- 27:45 I give you my solemn word.
- 27:47 Pretty clummy family.
- 27:49 Drink too much is...
- 27:50 Get in face. Yell all the time.
- 27:54 Cut off his pigtail.
- 27:56 All right, all right. I'll be one of her family. Get here, get here. Get here.
- 28:11 I hope everything is satisfactory. This is such a big house, it'll take me a while to get used to things.
- 28:18 Now, please don't hesitate to tell me if anything is wrong. No, but it's necessary.
- 28:26 I don't mind the spine. Everything on nicely. Finally. Fine.
- 28:30 Best apple pie ever had. Curly's right, ma'am. Hated to leave that last bite.
- 28:35 Shall we celebrate with a drink? Carlos, come in and help me with the dish. Alice, you want to help too? Yes, Jacob. All right, good job. Now I'll wash and you kids will dry as I could.
- 28:47 I'm sorry.
- 28:59 Don't seem possible.
- 29:01 one woman could use all them clothes.
- 29:04 You keep a civil tongue in your unprepossessing face. Yes, ma'am. And unload my baggage, please. Yes, ma'am.
- 29:10 By the way, what does that word "unprepossessing" mean?
- 29:19 - Miss MacLintar! - Oh, hello, Carlos.
- 29:22 Run and help the driver with my luggage.
- 29:25 I couldn't trust anyone else in this house to do anything correctly.
- 29:32 Luggage? Give him a hand, Curly.
- 29:34 Yes, boss. Mr. McLennan?
- 29:36 Are you moving back in? Yes.
- 29:39 But nothing has changed except my place of residence.
- 29:42 And I'd be willing to put up with savages rather than be denied the company of my daughter. And I'm proving that by moving in here.
- 29:50 Mr. McLennick.
- 29:51 Since it's my first day...
- 29:53 Would you excuse me if I, uh... Go ahead.
- 29:56 Oh, Catherine, this is, uh, Dev Warren.
- 29:59 Join the outfit today.
- 30:00 Please, ma'am.
- 30:05 Well, how refreshing. A polite young man here.
- 30:10 Where did he come from? He's a farmer. A farmer? Well, I'll be so calm.
- 30:15 Kate, welcome home.
- 30:17 What on earth are you doing in that idiotic-looking outfit? And don't you dare call me Kate. That's my butlin' suit I'm butlin' for the boss. And I'm sorry, Catherine, that Kate kind of slipped out from the times I remembered you as being nice. People!
- 30:31 Oh!
- 30:34 Oh.
- 30:36 Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife?
- 30:43 He's just ignorant.
- 30:44 He doesn't know any better than to tell the truth. And I can't help this stupid look. I started acquiring it as you gained in social...
- 30:51 Prominence.
- 30:53 Mrs. McLintock, where do you want I should...
- 30:56 Huck.
- 30:57 Put them in the master bedroom.
- 31:00 Yes!
- 31:05 But move Mr. McClintock's things into another room. Oh, the one back of the stairs would be best so that he can't wake up the entire household. He comes home every night.
- 31:14 Just before daybreak.
- 31:16 Yes, ma'am.
- 31:21 Oh, excuse me.
- 31:23 Here's your cigars, Mr. McClintock. I am Mrs. McClintock. Kate, I mean Catherine.
- 31:29 This is the cook, this is the lady who does the cooking for us. Mrs. Warren, Mrs. McClinter.
- 31:35 How do you do?
- 31:36 Very pleased to meet you, Mrs. McClintock. Very pleased. Likewise. Likewise.
- 31:40 You see, I just came to work here today, and I guess I jumped to the conclusion that this was a bachelor's household.
- 31:47 It is, and then again it isn't.
- 31:51 I will explain so everything will be quite clear, Mrs. Wallace. Mrs. Warren!
- 32:00 Mrs. Warren...
- 32:02 It has been a bachelor's household for quite some time. And it will be again just as soon as I am out of here, which will be as quickly as I can make arrangements to take my daughter back east with me.
- 32:14 You see, she's coming home from school in a few days, and then we'll be off together, and you can return to conducting yourself as you consider proper in a bachelor's household. Katie!
- 32:25 Shut up!
- 32:27 Until then, I am mistress in this house. And I will give the orders.
- 32:33 Go on, letter. Are you going to say nothing, boss? No. Do you want coach there?
- 32:39 Toast? Oh, G.W.
- 32:41 As soon as my things are put away, I want to talk to you about Rebecca.
- 32:45 Yes, mister.
- 32:47 Indeed, Mrs. McLintock. Of course, Mrs. McLintock.
- 32:51 The toast, lightly browned and unbuttered.
- 32:55 Of course, ma'am.
- 32:59 Wait a minute, boss. Where do you think you're going?
- 33:02 I just remembered I got a date. But she said she won't have a talk. I heard.
- 33:08 I'm sorry.
- 33:13 Good evening, Lamb. - Good evening, Mr. Mack. - Yep.
- 33:19 Say, Mr. Mack, what does unprepossessing mean?
- 33:23 I was called that once, Lem.
- 33:26 Looked it up in the dictionary.
- 33:28 Best you don't know what it means. Uh-huh. Thank you. You heard?
- 33:40 Hey! What am I gonna tell her when she asks why you win?
- 33:44 When he died, tell the truth.
- 33:46 She wouldn't expect that from you anyway. Where's Mr. McLintock going? There he goes, burning his last bridge.
- 33:55 You see a yellow streak about a foot wide running up down his back.
- 33:59 On Mr. McLinock?
- 34:01 He ain't afraid of nothing.
- 34:04 I once thought that.
- 34:24 Drago?
- 34:26 Yes, ma'am. Was that... He took off, lit out.
- 34:30 I told him I wanted to talk to him. Yes, ma'am. I was standing right over here when you said it, and I was standing right out down those front steps when he walked up the horse, grabbed a hunk of mane, stepped up on him, and sunk spur. Where did he go? Where did he go?
- 34:42 Last time I saw him, he was going east. But you know, him, he's liable to go north, south, or west.
- 34:48 Get me a carriage. Yes, ma'am, but...
- 34:51 But what?
- 34:54 Maybe you shouldn't follow him into maybe where he's going into.
- 34:58 What does that mean? I don't know, but I wish I hadn't said it.
- 35:02 I'll just get the carriage. Yes, ma'am.
- 35:08 What happened?
- 35:09 Get the bruce.
- 35:10 Bruce. Hitch it up. She wants to go to town. But Mr. McLennick never said anything to me about it. Look, young fella, I'm the re...
- 35:19 I'm the ramrod around this place, and you better start giving me a yes, sir. You're going to get the roof of this house pulled down on your head.
- 35:24 Yes, sir.
- 35:32 Hello, Daisy. Hi, Mr. Clinic. To the room, eh? Quick, please.
- 35:39 Hello, Bunny. How is everything? Oh, fine, fine, Mr. McLennig!
- 35:44 I'll get you next time!
- 35:54 Yeah.
- 35:56 Two more, Elmer.
- 36:00 Well!
- 36:02 Look who's here!
- 36:05 Well, it'd be, Mac.
- 36:07 Same as usual?
- 36:09 Lady
- 36:12 Evening GW. Jake.
- 36:14 Wrong move. What?
- 36:16 Chest problem.
- 36:17 Queen's in danger.
- 36:36 David!
- 36:38 I suppose you can do that!
- 36:41 Camille?
- 36:42 You're on your own.
- 36:46 Mr. McClelley?
- 36:52 Oh...
- 36:52 Aunt Camille.
- 36:54 Camille Readbottom?
- 36:56 I'm learning the game of chairs.
- 36:59 Thought it would give me something to pass the time.
- 37:04 See, I have nothing to do all day long.
- 37:09 I just remembered something.
- 37:11 What?
- 37:20 Catherine!
- 37:21 I didn't hear you come in. Mr. McClintock, I told you that I wanted to talk to you. Not now.
- 37:28 Could I get you a glass of sherry, Catherine?
- 37:37 Draco never could handle horses. It was that young man whose mother pretends to be your cook. Catherine, your wife...
- 37:45 Thank you, Mr. Birnbaum.
- 37:56 Now, Mr. McClintock, we have an awful lot to talk over. First thing I learned about Indian fighting was to wait for daylight.
- 38:04 What has our conversation got to do with Indian fighting?
- 38:07 Indian fighting is good experience for our kind of conversations. Oh. It'll wait, Catherine.
- 38:13 Evening, Sarah. Mr. McLennick. We had quite a ride out here. Oh, I finally got that team settled down.
- 38:20 It's your move.
- 38:22 No, it's your move. I just canceled it. Now, look here. You're not going to sit here all night long and play chess when the matter of our daughter remains unsettled. I am going to remain here and play chess when the matter of our daughter is settled. She stays. Oh, such stubbornness. Catherine!
- 38:38 Your hair.
- 38:41 Oh.
- 38:42 Arthur is a mess after that awful ride. No, no.
- 38:46 It's just that I haven't seen you for a long time.
- 38:49 And it seems to me the last time I saw you, your hair was a little darker. No? No?
- 39:00 It's a funny thing that tricks a man's memory will play, huh?
- 39:04 Mr. Birnbaum, I think that you've completely lost your mind.
- 39:08 You have done something to your hair. I have not.
- 39:15 If I had, it would be none of your business. I'm certainly not going to put myself in the place of those blondine trollops that you seem to prefer.
- 39:23 Take it.
- 39:24 Oh.
- 39:26 Fill it.
- 39:27 Oh!
- 39:30 I'm sorry.
- 39:42 Marty!
- 39:46 You fellas still had it all night?
- 39:48 Lentuck never quits.
- 39:50 But a burn bomb has to...
- 39:52 Besides, the game is over. You got me.
- 39:54 Oh no, Mr. Birnbaum, you've still got a good game.
- 39:57 Oh, you play chess.
- 40:00 Please, take them.
- 40:05 Pretty good.
- 40:07 Fair?
- 40:08 Well, looks like I won't have to come into town always to get a game.
- 40:14 Remember, I'm a bad loser.
- 40:19 Sure move. Yes, sir.
- 40:24 Come on.
- 40:37 Come on.
- 40:42 Good morning.
- 40:45 Good morning. Oh, it's a good morning, all right?
- 40:51 Cup of coffee.
- 40:53 Oh, yes. Thanks, Jake.
- 40:58 You're welcome, Catherine.
- 41:02 Got any cream?
- 41:03 Canned cows milk.
- 41:05 - And in.
- 41:08 - Good old condensed milk.
- 41:12 That reminds me. I was cleaning out my desk the other day.
- 41:17 I found something I wanted to return to you.
- 41:25 Here it is.
- 41:33 It's a medal.
- 41:34 Remember? From the President of the United States of America,
- 41:40 to 1st Sergeant Michael Patrick Illooley.
- 41:43 for bravery above and beyond the call of duty.
- 41:51 It's your Papa.
- 41:54 Reminds me of the first time I ever saw you.
- 41:57 It was over 17 years ago.
- 42:00 You walked into my store, not much bigger than the bundle you were carrying.
- 42:06 And in the bundle was the most beautiful baby I ever saw.
- 42:10 And was she hungry?
- 42:12 Mmh.
- 42:13 You walked all the way from Superstition Creek
- 42:18 Just to trade me that medal for a case of canned milk.
- 42:21 GW was off somewhere as usual.
- 42:26 fighting Indians.
- 42:30 Sheriff!
- 42:31 Share corn!
- 42:34 Well, have you seen the sheriff?
- 42:36 Time early for him to try his house.
- 42:38 Why didn't I think of that? Looks like burn bonds is open.
- 42:42 Maybe somebody in here knows.
- 42:46 So there you are, Sheriff.
- 42:49 I told you you were headed for trouble.
- 42:52 Trouble? I want to know by whose authority you let those Indians stay in town. Those savages are wards of the government, and I am the representative of that... I told Sheriff Lord that he could put them up down by the clay side.
- 43:05 Because the town's named after him, he thinks he owns it.
- 43:08 Well, you check the books in the recorder's office and you'll find I do own a fair piece of it.
- 43:14 Agard, if you knew anything about Indians, you'd know that they're doing their level best to put up with our so-called benevolent patronage.
- 43:22 in spite of the nincompoops that have been put in charge of it.
- 43:26 Those Indians need my permission to leave the reservation.
- 43:30 Those chiefs have been giving orders all their lives. It's pretty hard for them to understand that they have to hold up their hand like a...
- 43:36 Schoolboy in a classroom.
- 43:38 The law is very clear. I told you you'd get no satisfaction from these people.
- 43:44 We'll get the girl back.
- 43:45 Girl.
- 43:46 The girly Indians kidnapped. But don't worry.
- 43:50 I armed the settlers and set them to rounding up those red devils.
- 43:54 What is this about a girl? Millie Jones, one of the settlers' daughters. The Indians kidnapped her. That's ridiculous.
- 44:00 And you turn and lose a lot of farmers with shotguns? I certainly did. You're insane.
- 44:06 Let's go, Sheriff.
- 44:08 Mr. Douglas. Oh, Miss McLennan. Much as I hate to agree with G.W. about anything, you haven't changed a bit. You're still an hysterical fool.
- 44:23 Come into town. I got worried. What about? I thought maybe Katie shot you. Not yet, Drago, but it took restraint. Oh.
- 44:31 Wait a minute. We better take A.G.I.G., Mom. Not that he'll be much help. Draco?
- 44:36 Tell him on the horse.
- 44:42 Just a minute. Well.
- 44:48 I'm driving. Yes, ma'am. Agar, what are you doing? Thank you, Agar. Agar, this is serious. Stay with him, Agar. Stay with him.
- 45:00 Agar.
- 45:01 Will you stop showing off and getting this, Muggie? Mercy.
- 45:06 Mercy. That horse is a little green.
- 45:16 Oh, my God.
- 45:18 Let's go.
- 45:25 Just where do you think you're going? Don't use that range, boss. Tone a voice with me.
- 45:45 Let it from Mr. Poor Boy's mind. Mount up some riders.
- 45:50 Bye, boss.
- 45:51 You heard the man?
- 45:58 I don't like it.
- 45:59 Mr. McClendick.
- 45:59 I don't like it one bit.
- 46:01 What don't you like? They're planning to hang an Indian!
- 46:26 Oh, sir! Very funny! Heard the whiskey!
- 46:30 Ha ha! Hold it!
- 46:33 Not so fast, Mr. Boss of the whole country.
- 46:37 Unless you want to wear a big hole in your middle.
- 46:40 How long is GW gonna let that Cheechalker push him around?
- 46:45 That Cheechalker has a sawed-off shotgun. How do you know she didn't wander off someplace or meet some feller or something? What are you saying?
- 46:53 That I didn't raise my girl right?
- 46:55 That she'd wander off all night with some men. There's a lot of things I'm not saying to you, mister. Well, you got a sort of shotgun in my middle.
- 47:02 But how do you know this Indian had anything to do with it?
- 47:04 She's gone, ain't she? She's gone.
- 47:09 Pa, I'm over here! Pa!
- 47:16 Been looking for me, Pa? Where you been, gal? Young Ben took me for a sunrise ride.
- 47:21 And the horse wandered away.
- 47:24 Get them down over there. Papa!
- 47:28 She's telling the truth, Mr. McLintock. We weren't doing nothing. Well, that's not important right now.
- 47:32 The important thing is that you don't draw that hog leg or this will be worse than Dodge City on Saturday night. You get on. Back to the wagon.
- 47:40 I'll tend to you later.
- 47:41 Now for this young whippersnapper. Now no harm has been done. Young Ben here is one of the nicest boys in the territory, so just put down that shotgun and let him forget him. I'll teach you to end up forward, Mike.
- 47:51 I'll follow you.
- 47:54 No.
- 47:55 We'll all calm down. Bossy's just a little excited. I know, I know. I'm gonna use good judgment. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years. But Pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning. Might have got somebody killed.
- 48:08 and somebody out of
- 48:09 felt you in the mouth.
- 48:10 But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't.
- 48:21 The mechanic rider!
- 48:31 Ha-ha! Oh, mark them!
- 48:37 Hey, brother! Remember me?
- 48:46 Hello, sir! Nice party!
- 48:49 Do you think you are? I ought to what?
- 49:19 Hey, just a minute. What? What did you do with my glasses? Hey, now stop this or you'll be far.
- 49:49 Stay out of this, Jake. It's everybody's war.
- 50:19 - I'm sorry, Mr. Bank. - Oh, ho, Matlin. - Bank.
- 50:49 Ha ha! Very funny! Yeah, very funny!
- 51:19 Oh, you ain't, Schreggel!
- 51:27 Hey!
- 51:38 Are you still down here? Hey! Oh, I swat it away, huh? Hotter, Mr. Jones! Hotter!
- 51:49 Oh! Oh!
- 51:51 Nice left. Thanks. I went to college. For this, you don't need college. You're not getting me out of there.
- 52:28 Why am I killing you, baby?
- 52:30 Good morning to you, Mrs. McCleter. Buddy, you big...
- 52:47 Well, it's pretty hard to control yourself.
- 52:55 Go!
- 52:57 Oh, Maclenn! Oh, Maclenn! What party? But no whiskey. We go home.
- 53:15 You and your friends!
- 53:17 Well, we at least saved your half.
- 53:25 Where is everybody?
- 53:28 Oh, for heaven's sakes.
- 53:39 Whoa, whoa. Braco, will you never learn how to handle a team? Yes, ma'am, I'll sure try. I'll tell you that.
- 53:47 - I'm the family! - You wanna lose your piccato? - I lose face!
- 53:53 You're going to lose more than that.
- 53:56 Betty? Yes?
- 53:59 We could be a big help to one another. Like what, may I ask? Oh, we could wash the mud off of each other.
- 54:08 We used to have quite good times doing that sort of thing.
- 54:12 There are a lot of things we used to do.
- 54:15 Good night, Mr MacLintock.
- 54:25 Any luck?
- 54:27 What are you talking about? I mean...
- 54:30 Divorce. She said I wanted you.
- 54:32 Yeah.
- 54:33 You know something, women are funny. She fought like a wildcat on your side out there this afternoon. Come home, she slams the door in your face. That divorce business, is that what you get when you pay a woman not to live with you?
- 54:45 That's about it.
- 54:46 To some women I've noted, it'd be worth it.
- 54:49 You know, if we had any moral character, we wouldn't be standing here covered with mud drinking.
- 54:55 When we should be washing.
- 54:57 G.W.?
- 54:59 Drago.
- 55:05 Miss Warren, these biscuits. Mmm. Thank you, Drago.
- 55:14 Good morning, Mrs. Warren. Good morning, Mr. McLintock. Breakfast for the boss? If that's the way you want it, Mr. McLintock.
- 55:30 I'm
- 55:46 the
- 56:02 One poached egg.
- 56:04 T.
- 56:05 Toast, lightly browned and un... Why, Mrs. McClintick...
- 56:10 You have a black eye. I do.
- 56:16 Oh, oh, and Becky's coming home today. And that's not all. There's a little something we'd better get settled.
- 56:26 There are no men listening now, so we can be ourselves. Oh sure, I let you get away with all that guff the other night.
- 56:33 But now that we're alone... When I want the opinion of the hired help...
- 56:37 I'll ask for it. You know, you could wind up with two black eyes. What? Oh, I realize you had to put on that big act.
- 56:47 We always have to, just before we get ready, to forgive them. Generally for something they haven't done.
- 56:54 But you and I both know that's just to keep them from getting the idea they, uh...
- 56:58 Run things.
- 57:00 McClinty give you that black eye?
- 57:02 No!
- 57:03 Nobody gave it to me. I won't.
- 57:14 Morning, baby! Morning, Mrs. Beach! Mr. Beach!
- 57:20 Yeah.
- 57:25 Come on.
- 58:04 Why, Miss Becky, welcome home. Hi, Daddy. Bye, boy. Good to see you again. Daddy. I'm...
- 58:22 Daddy! Daddy! Ha ha! Ha ha!
- 58:27 It's been too long years. I guess I'm going to have to stop calling you town boy. Becky. Mama. Oh, darling. I wasn't sure you'd be here. Oh, I've been here a few days. Oh, Becky, I've bought you three of the most beautiful dresses.
- 58:42 Uncle Draco!
- 58:45 Did you bring your old uncle a coming home present? Sure did. What is it?
- 58:49 A mustache cup. And what did you get me? The prettiest palomino pony that I ever practiced in. Broke the stand, drown, tie, and the count.
- 58:59 Uncle Jake! What are you doing with Mr. Douglas' tuba? Oh, Mr. Douglas has a fa... had a little accident.
- 59:10 - Amen.
- 59:11 I brought you a whole shipment of licorice sticks.
- 59:14 But now that I've seen how much you've grown, I think we'd better exchange them for a couple of bolts of dress goods, huh? Thank you.
- 59:21 Oh, the mayor was going to be here.
- 59:23 But he had to go to the territorial capital on a horse theft matter. But I'm going to give his speech.
- 59:31 And don't worry about the mayor.
- 59:33 I'm sure that he can find a bill of sale for the horse.
- 59:39 Uh...
- 59:42 Ladies and gentlemen, we are here to welcome the fairest...
- 59:47 What am I doing?
- 59:51 We are here to welcome back the prettiest girl that was ever born in McClintock.
- 59:58 or in any part of the territory.
- 1:00:06 Hey, save me!
- 1:00:08 Yeah? Got some. For you.
- 1:00:11 The guardmaster up the junction told me to let him ride, so I locked him in here.
- 1:00:16 I've had my scalp a long time.
- 1:00:20 And I aim to keep it.
- 1:00:36 Come on. Come on.
- 1:00:39 - Get up, Buck. - What's up?
- 1:00:41 Okay.
- 1:00:44 And now she's come back to it.
- 1:00:46 Gone or the pigtails?
- 1:00:48 But the freckles are still on the prettiest face that was ever born in McClintock.
- 1:01:03 Hey, that's Puma.
- 1:01:04 And it's true, the government did turn them loose.
- 1:01:09 Good old Puma.
- 1:01:11 I'll never forget when he brought GW home.
- 1:01:15 Your father had a hole in his chest and a hundred and four fever. Of course they weren't very mannerly about it. He came past the house at a high lope and threw him on the doorstep. And you do remember them good old days, don't you, Katie?
- 1:01:33 Yes. Yes.
- 1:01:52 Hey, I...
- 1:01:54 Yatta hey, my friends! Yatta hey!
- 1:01:58 Puma, honored enemy.
- 1:02:00 Darce Big McClintock forget, but also Blood Brother. No, I'll never forget that.
- 1:02:07 All the wounds.
- 1:02:08 Does it hurt still? I feel it when it comes on to rain. An inch higher and I wouldn't have had to worry.
- 1:02:14 Ah, big McClintock, that was remembered by it.
- 1:02:18 We return with news, our people have more trouble.
- 1:02:23 You see, I learned good English now, Pete McClintock. Learned in white man's jail. But we would have you talk our course at government hearing. I understand that Governor Humphreys is gonna preside at that meeting.
- 1:02:40 Oh, my God.
- 1:02:41 Yes, Puma, I'll translate your wishes. Mr. McLenick, uh...
- 1:02:46 Could I impose upon you to use your Comanche to tell these chiefs... Oma has chief of the Comanches, and he speaks English very well.
- 1:02:53 Oh, well...
- 1:02:56 Your people will have to follow my instructions to the letter. It is the law of the le...
- 1:03:01 Oh, now, just a minute.
- 1:03:06 For heaven's sakes!
- 1:03:15 - You wait here, honey, I'll get the truck. - You sure of the clinic, boys? - Surely. - Will I see you there, Beth? - Of course, Davy, and you can have the first day. - Sis?
- 1:03:39 Don't want any sister of mine talking to strangers. Dave is not a stranger. He clerks in burn bars.
- 1:03:47 He's an Elia.
- 1:03:57 Darn you, Drago!
- 1:04:01 Now look what you've done.
- 1:04:03 Baby.
- 1:04:03 This is Devlin Warren. He works for your papa.
- 1:04:06 Del, this is Miss Becky McLennig.
- 1:04:09 Those are my things.
- 1:04:11 Yes, ma'am.
- 1:04:12 I don't know anywhere miss Becky
- 1:04:15 What do you mean?
- 1:04:17 Oh, I mean, you look so much like your mother.
- 1:04:19 We're even prettier.
- 1:04:21 Oh, Mr. Warren.
- 1:04:23 Mother's much prettier than I am. Many a fight started with words like that. Come on, get in the boat. Hello, Ching.
- 1:04:29 We got jelly pie for dinner? I'm not cooking.
- 1:04:33 No, he's not. Junior! Yes, Miss Becky? You remember Junior Douglas, Mama? Oh, of course. How's college? Valedictorian, 95. Oh, congratulations. Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Douglas, we will see you at the party, of course. Oh, delighted.
- 1:04:48 Well, it'll be pretty hard to keep young man away. Yes, sir. There you go. Yes, boss. Bag it's all on it. G.W.
- 1:04:56 You remember young Junior?
- 1:04:58 Oh yes, like father, like son.
- 1:05:01 Oh, uh, Mr. McClintock, I hope you don't think I'm being presumptuous in asking for the honor of calling on Miss Rebecca.
- 1:05:09 Well, there she is. Ask her yourself.
- 1:05:11 Thank you, sir. Gene, now I'm gonna get fired. Get up out of here! Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- 1:05:20 How do you know, Mamma? Who's here at the morning, Junior?
- 1:05:24 Yeah.
- 1:05:25 Yeah.
- 1:05:26 Yeah, what?
- 1:05:27 Like father, like son.
- 1:05:31 What did he mean, Matthew?
- 1:05:36 Come on, Jing. Grab a root and growl.
- 1:05:47 Well, you're doing a good job, Miss McLintock. Thank you, Miss Flora. Deb, when you're finished there, go over and help Drago with the beer cakes.
- 1:05:55 Yes, Mom.
- 1:05:57 Deb, could you come and help me a minute?
- 1:06:08 I certainly was surprised to hear you went to college.
- 1:06:11 Why?
- 1:06:12 I don't know. Junior says Purdue's a good college for a backwater place like Indiana. Oh, he did indeed.
- 1:06:19 Oh, could you do this? I can't reach it.
- 1:06:23 Why didn't you finish college?
- 1:06:25 Lack of funds.
- 1:06:27 My father got sick and...
- 1:06:28 He had to come out west.
- 1:06:30 So he took out a homestead.
- 1:06:32 You know, your mom's sure cute.
- 1:06:35 It's too bad you didn't inherit her eyes.
- 1:06:42 Well, you'd been lucky if you'd inherited a few things from your father.
- 1:06:47 Oh, really?
- 1:06:48 For instance. It's common sense for instance.
- 1:06:53 common sense
- 1:06:54 Yeah.
- 1:06:55 You don't see him being fooled by some dude like Junior Douglas?
- 1:06:58 Junior's not a dude.
- 1:07:00 He's nifty. This needs a woman's touch. And besides, he got a letter at college. What sport?
- 1:07:09 Glee Club.
- 1:07:10 Very strenuous.
- 1:07:12 Hmph!
- 1:07:13 Oh! Don't you dare hug me!
- 1:07:18 I have no intention of hugging you.
- 1:07:22 Oh!
- 1:07:27 Oh, my God.
- 1:08:05 Ladies all look lovely, Catherine. No, this is a real fine party.
- 1:08:19 Just everybody.
- 1:08:21 Sorry, GW, but this one's mine.
- 1:08:36 Come on.
- 1:08:37 I'm going to go.
- 1:09:01 - Draco, go and do what I told you to do. - Oh, Katie.
- 1:09:04 - Catherine, do as you're told. - Drago, do this. Drago, do that.
- 1:09:16 This Douglas fella... Draco!
- 1:09:20 Yes, ma'am.
- 1:09:21 Matt Douglas Jr. is going to bring you folks some of the latest Terpsichorian dance steps, brand new, brought by him directly from New York City.
- 1:09:34 All right, Mr. Fiddler.
- 1:10:09 Give me a whisper.
- 1:10:22 This turn of 10 pound parties, boss.
- 1:10:25 We'll run out of whiskey. Well, I can take care of that, Chief.
- 1:10:45 Indian. Indian.
- 1:10:56 Get up and we can do this all over again. Yes!
- 1:10:59 That's enough. You fought it. It's over. Get out of there. Quit batting that birdbound. He's a hard man, not your son. Look, you fought him fair and square.
- 1:11:06 I don't think it was so fair and square.
- 1:11:10 Well, you want to take up where he left off? If I did, he wouldn't find it so easy.
- 1:11:19 Now we've had enough of this.
- 1:11:21 Well, when are you gonna quit walking away? Just as soon as we're out of sight of the party.
- 1:11:25 A little lesson I learned back home, don't fight in front of women. Well, we're out of sight now. So we are.
- 1:11:39 Come on.
- 1:11:48 Such vulgarity!
- 1:11:50 Someone should do something about it. You're right.
- 1:11:55 Absolutely right.
- 1:11:57 Come on.
- 1:12:13 Here you go.
- 1:12:21 Come on.
- 1:12:27 You all right, young man?
- 1:12:30 How are you, Mr. McClendon?
- 1:12:30 Clinic.
- 1:12:31 Okay.
- 1:12:32 Pretty fancy fighting for a country boy. Two years at Purdue, Mr. McLennick.
- 1:12:37 On the boxing team.
- 1:12:39 I never thought any farmer could whip me.
- 1:12:43 You sure did.
- 1:12:45 We're getting cleaned up. Get him some water, Jake.
- 1:12:48 Here.
- 1:13:07 Get yourself.
- 1:13:08 cleaned up.
- 1:13:09 Go ask that girl for a dance.
- 1:13:11 Who?
- 1:13:16 Oh!
- 1:13:19 Did I miss one? Where is he? I'll find him out.
- 1:13:22 you whippersnapper where is that farmer boy where is he
- 1:13:26 Where is he, GW?
- 1:13:29 Oh, so you're the young farmer boy that whipped my nephew.
- 1:13:33 Well, I'm Funtleroy Sage, young Ben's uncle.
- 1:13:36 Well, I'm no farmer, but if you're young Ben's uncle, yes, I whipped him.
- 1:13:39 And you're intruding.
- 1:13:41 What's intruding mean? Budding in.
- 1:13:44 Oh, so he's insulting me.
- 1:13:46 Well, then I got another reason for walloping. Besides, on account of him thrashing my nephew, young Ben. Montleroy, you can't get mixed up in these youngsters' quarrel.
- 1:13:55 Family honor!
- 1:13:56 I can't have said a farmer whipped a sage. You're twice his size.
- 1:14:00 Don't let that bother you, Mr. McLennick.
- 1:14:03 Mr. Fauntleroy insists I'll just have to teach him the same lesson.
- 1:14:09 Oh.
- 1:14:18 *gunshot*
- 1:14:19 Save!
- 1:14:22 Come on.
- 1:14:27 Sorry young feller.
- 1:14:29 I hate to have to do that, young fella.
- 1:14:34 No hard failings. Not yet.
- 1:14:38 Not yet, what?
- 1:14:39 I mean, that isn't all.
- 1:14:40 Now, wait a minute.
- 1:14:43 A final, Roy?
- 1:14:44 We're gonna make this a fair fight.
- 1:14:47 Course we are. Course we are, G.W. There'll be none of this. I wouldn't do that, G.W.
- 1:14:53 You wouldn't do... No, no, I wouldn't do that. And Deb...
- 1:14:57 I don't want you kicking Fauntleroy in the knee. He didn't do no such thing. And none of this nose twisting. He's all yours.
- 1:15:14 Oh, well.
- 1:15:17 Where are my vests? You all right, young father?
- 1:15:21 Ouch! I'm all right. This Indian agent will stop stepping all over me. I bet you'll pardon me. He does, yeah.
- 1:15:27 You're despising me.
- 1:15:29 But I want you to know that boy fought me a fair fight.
- 1:15:33 Well, I'm glad to hear that, Conleroy.
- 1:15:35 My uncle.
- 1:15:37 Foggle Roy, what have you been doing?
- 1:15:40 I hope my uncle didn't bother anybody. No bother. I think we'd better join the ladies.
- 1:15:45 before they get curious. Drago,
- 1:15:48 Let's line them all up for a dose of money.
- 1:15:51 Jake?
- 1:15:53 You think tincture of Arnica would help?
- 1:15:56 Could be.
- 1:15:58 Used to help you.
- 1:16:01 Gentlemen, to the medicine cabinet.
- 1:16:22 Good morning, Drago. Good morning, baby. You seen Daddy? Well, we're early this morning with a scattergun over his arm. When, huh? Good morning, Drago.
- 1:16:45 I'm going to go.
- 1:16:55 Good afternoon.
- 1:17:01 Why get you out so early?
- 1:17:03 Something I have to get straight in my mind.
- 1:17:05 Yeah?
- 1:17:07 What?
- 1:17:10 Yes.
- 1:17:11 Mama?
- 1:17:19 Why'd you and Mama stop living together, Daddy?
- 1:17:22 Come on.
- 1:17:24 Why'd you separate?
- 1:17:28 - Aren't you gonna answer me? - No.
- 1:17:31 is sort of my business, I think.
- 1:17:33 I don't.
- 1:17:35 Is it another woman?
- 1:17:37 Usually is.
- 1:17:39 At your age, you always know what's usual. Is it Mrs. Warren?
- 1:17:45 Becky?
- 1:17:46 I don't want to start laying the law down your first day back home.
- 1:17:50 But I'll have no more such talk.
- 1:17:52 First time I ever saw Mrs. Warren was last week.
- 1:17:56 She has a job here at which she's very good.
- 1:17:59 I hope you'll have the good manners to...
- 1:18:01 not pry into other people's business.
- 1:18:06 Your mother's in mine.
- 1:18:09 Pretty good shot, Daddy.
- 1:18:12 Oh, I can understand your trouble. Mama's often so...
- 1:18:15 Well, so petulant.
- 1:18:18 Petulant?
- 1:18:19 You learned a lot of words back east, Becky.
- 1:18:22 Wish to God they'd have taught you some meanings. You were only about six months old when you're...
- 1:18:27 Mother stayed alone with you in the sod hut.
- 1:18:30 Under eight foot of snow.
- 1:18:32 while I moved the herd 300 miles south to try and save it.
- 1:18:36 Saved about half of it.
- 1:18:38 You were a little more than a year old at the time of the Great Comanche Raids.
- 1:18:43 We stood off 500 Plains Indians for nine days.
- 1:18:48 Petulant backings?
- 1:18:50 I think you better go on home. See that Ching gets those birds.
- 1:19:08 Becky!
- 1:19:13 Come here.
- 1:19:21 Oh.
- 1:19:23 There's something I ought to tell you.
- 1:19:26 Guess now's as good a time as any.
- 1:19:29 You're gonna have every young buck west of the Missouri around here trying to marry you.
- 1:19:34 Mostly because you're a handsome filly.
- 1:19:37 but partly because I own everything in this country from here to there.
- 1:19:42 They'll think you're going to inherit it.
- 1:19:44 Well, you're not.
- 1:19:46 Gonna leave most of it to...
- 1:19:49 Well, to the nation, really.
- 1:19:51 for a part.
- 1:19:53 or no lumbermen will
- 1:19:55 Cut down all the trees for houses with leaky roofs.
- 1:19:59 Nobody okay.
- 1:20:00 Still all a beaver for hats for dudes.
- 1:20:02 Or murder the buffalo for ropes.
- 1:20:06 What I'm gonna give you is a 500 cow spread on the Upper Green River.
- 1:20:11 Now, that may not seem like much.
- 1:20:14 It's more than we had, your mother and I.
- 1:20:18 Some folks are gonna say I'm doing all this.
- 1:20:21 so I can sit up in the hereafter and...
- 1:20:24 Looked down on a park named after me.
- 1:20:27 Or that I was disappointed in you.
- 1:20:29 Didn't want you to get all that money.
- 1:20:32 But the real reason, Becky...
- 1:20:34 is because I love you.
- 1:20:36 And I want you and some young man to...
- 1:20:39 Have what I had.
- 1:20:41 Because all the gold in the United States Treasury...
- 1:20:45 All the harp music in heaven.
- 1:20:47 can't equal what happens between a man and a woman.
- 1:20:50 With all that growing together.
- 1:20:55 I can't explain it any better than that.
- 1:21:05 All right, Daddy.
- 1:21:10 Becky
- 1:21:15 When you're as old as I am, you'll...
- 1:21:18 Thank you for this.
- 1:21:21 Daddy, I'm full grown.
- 1:21:23 I wasn't worrying about me.
- 1:21:26 I was thinking about you and Mama.
- 1:21:48 I don't know.
- 1:21:53 I'm going to go.
- 1:21:57 Oh, my God.
- 1:22:01 Oh.
- 1:22:03 I'm sorry.
- 1:22:10 Well, sir.
- 1:22:12 All three of them thaw right out of the carriage.
- 1:22:17 Well, it's getting rather late, Becky. It's bedtime.
- 1:22:21 Mother! He brought this. He must have intended to use it.
- 1:22:26 Well, well, if you really want me to gosh, I haven't played just right for me. Oh
- 1:22:32 Sure? It's the rage now.
- 1:22:40 Death.
- 1:22:41 What are you doing? Oh!
- 1:22:44 Yeah.
- 1:22:44 I, uh...
- 1:22:46 I just thought I'd get another cigar.
- 1:22:49 But you've got one in your mouth and two burning in the tray.
- 1:22:54 Not move. The fellas want me to play all the time.
- 1:22:59 You're cuter, Van.
- 1:23:02 A baby steer
- 1:23:04 And softer than a mouse's ear.
- 1:23:10 I want the whole wide world to hear.
- 1:23:15 You're just right.
- 1:23:17 For me.
- 1:23:19 You're sweeter than...
- 1:23:23 Oh, no, not that rhythm, Junior. Do it the way they do at the plaza. I know the words. Sure, Becky. Will you sing with me? Of course.
- 1:23:30 All right.
- 1:23:31 It's your move. Oh.
- 1:23:46 Oh, Dick, you're playing like an amateur. Let's call it an evening. I'd like to know where your mind is tonight.
- 1:24:01 Pretty good.
- 1:24:03 Voice like her father.
- 1:24:33 This is...
- 1:24:34 This is the place for yours, just right for me.
- 1:24:48 Well...
- 1:24:50 That's so good, I kind of hate to break this up.
- 1:24:53 But we're going to have that Indian hearing tomorrow morning. Sir, about our conversation earlier this evening, I believe I'd better apologize.
- 1:25:01 Yeah?
- 1:25:02 Yes, sir, I've been thinking it over and over. When I called you a reactionary, that's merely my generation's...
- 1:25:09 term for your generation then.
- 1:25:11 Nothing personal, sir. Oh, really? Really?
- 1:25:14 Well, good night, sir. Good night, Mrs. McClendon. Good night, and do come again.
- 1:25:22 Good night, Drago. Night.
- 1:25:28 Almost.
- 1:25:29 What does the reactionary mean?
- 1:25:32 Me, I guess.
- 1:25:33 He says that anyone that wanted to sell it a profit was a reactionary.
- 1:25:37 Was we reactionaries back in them days when you were selling beef cattle for six cents a pound on the hoof?
- 1:25:42 Well...
- 1:25:43 Oh, he's arguing with him. College boy.
- 1:26:01 Devlin Warren, if you was my kind of man, you wouldn't let some dude walk off the pretty girl west of Denver without putting him some kind of fight. Does it show? Well, what can I do? I'm just one of her father's employees.
- 1:26:12 I'm just a hired hand around here.
- 1:26:14 Every so often, Dev...
- 1:26:16 You spill the strangest ideas.
- 1:26:19 Everybody works for somebody. Me, I work for everybody in these United States that steps into a butcher's shop for a T-bone steak. And you work for me.
- 1:26:30 There's not much difference.
- 1:26:33 Daddy, the most terrible thing just happened.
- 1:26:36 Junior's horse ran away. The one he rented at the livery stable. Tied up a rented horse by the range. He's probably back in the stall by now. I think we could get Junior something that he can ride.
- 1:26:46 What I'd rather do, Daddy, is drive Junior home in Arborouche. It's a lovely evening, and I'm sure Uncle Drago wouldn't mind driving. I wouldn't. I thought the kind of manners don't keep me from saying so, just to be polite.
- 1:26:59 I'll drive him home, Mr. McLennick.
- 1:27:01 And you don't have to come, Miss Becky.
- 1:27:02 I'll see that he gets home safely.
- 1:27:04 I can take care of myself.
- 1:27:06 You got yourself a foot, didn't you?
- 1:27:08 Deb, get the carriage. Drago? I'm going with him. Now you've got me wrangling dudes.
- 1:27:36 Miss Becky?
- 1:27:37 Somebody better help me watch the road.
- 1:27:40 You know, I'm new around here.
- 1:27:41 Might take the wrong turnoff. Devon Warren, you know there isn't a turnoff between here and town.
- 1:27:48 Disappear
- 1:27:49 Without a time.
- 1:27:51 To die like this is no disgrace. This is time. This is time. Devlin Ward, what are you trying to do, kill us? Better have your friend drive.
- 1:28:23 Daddy?
- 1:28:25 Daddy!
- 1:28:26 I have never been so humiliated in my entire life.
- 1:28:29 I said what I said, and I'll stand by it to the death.
- 1:28:32 Shoot him, Daddy. Shoot him at once.
- 1:28:35 Why?
- 1:28:36 My honor is at stake.
- 1:28:39 Well now, your honor. Absolutely. He impugned my honor.
- 1:28:43 Impugned? What does that mean?
- 1:28:45 Slander. He slandered my honor. He did? I said what I said and I'll stand by it to the death. He admits it, see?
- 1:28:53 Shoot him. Well, what is he admitting to? Why, he called me a... I won't even repeat the word. I didn't necessarily call you anything, but I said what I said, and I'll stand by it to the death. Well, just for the tally books, what did you say?
- 1:29:06 I said that any girl who would permit a man to kiss her before they're formally engaged is a trollop.
- 1:29:11 He said it again! Shoot him! No, hold on. No, don't hold on.
- 1:29:16 If you're my father, if you love me, you'll shoot him. Well?
- 1:29:19 I'm your father, and I sure love you. So...
- 1:29:26 Oh, you shot him! You really shot him!
- 1:29:29 Hey! If he dies... If he dies, he'll be the first man ever killed with a blank cartridge.
- 1:29:34 We use this
- 1:29:35 start the races on the fourth.
- 1:29:37 Hey! I'm on fire! Oh, you poor deer! Poor deer?
- 1:29:43 You'd have had me shot in cold blood. But it didn't happen.
- 1:29:47 yelling I insulted you and all what you need is a good spanking
- 1:29:50 Daddy!
- 1:29:52 Leave me out of this.
- 1:29:54 I think I'll give you what you deserve. You wouldn't dare! Oh, wouldn't I? You'll think next time before you have someone shot! This kid in the middle isn't gonna help you!
- 1:30:29 Mickey, Mickey, what happened?
- 1:30:30 He spanked me!
- 1:30:34 You spanked my daughter?
- 1:30:37 Dev.
- 1:30:38 Oh.
- 1:30:40 You mean you stood there while that brute beat our daughter? G.W., what's happened to you in the last three years? That a part of our son. Oh, isn't it enough that you've always treated me like a squall without subjecting dear sweet Becky to this crude vulgar way of life? Catherine, you women are always raising hell about one thing when it's something else you're really sore about. Don't you think it's about time you told me what put the burr under your saddle about me?
- 1:31:04 I don't intend to stand here and hold a midnight conversation with an intoxicated man.
- 1:31:19 And I am not intoxicated.
- 1:31:21 Yes!
- 1:31:28 Hello, Captain!
- 1:31:55 Peace, Homer.
- 1:31:57 Yes, Sergeant.
- 1:31:59 Big McClintock
- 1:32:00 We know you get us fair judgment.
- 1:32:03 You gentlemen, follow me.
- 1:32:11 Well, Jake?
- 1:32:12 GW?
- 1:32:20 Well, GW, it's been a long time. Not long enough. Cut, Bert.
- 1:32:26 Your husband is a rude man. Yes, Cutforth, I know.
- 1:32:44 Where are you one day Indians, Mr. McClintock? Mr. McClintock is not running this hearing.
- 1:32:49 Sergeant, seat those Indians. Yes, gentlemen, be seated.
- 1:32:54 You know, the whole tribe here wanted to come into town. Proceed, Lieutenant. Lieutenant.
- 1:33:01 *knock knock*
- 1:33:02 This hearing is now in session. Governor Cuthbert Humphreys presiding.
- 1:33:07 Good luck, Daddy. Afraid it's a packed court. Government edict number 826.
- 1:33:14 As ordered that the Comanche Nation be transferred from their present reservation to Fort Sill...
- 1:33:19 It is the government's claim, as filed by Indian agent Agard...
- 1:33:25 that these chiefs, after being released from prison by a kindly government...
- 1:33:29 Dead, dead, and rouse and incite defiance among the tribe against said orders.
- 1:33:35 It seems, gentlemen, that although some of these chiefs speak English, Chief Puma is quite at home in our language.
- 1:33:42 They have chosen Mr. McLintock to be their spokesman.
- 1:33:46 I speak for the Comanche.
- 1:33:51 Proceed, Mr. McLennick.
- 1:34:00 The Comanches say...
- 1:34:03 We are an old people.
- 1:34:04 And a proud people.
- 1:34:06 When the white man first came among us, we were as many as the grasses of the prairie.
- 1:34:12 Now we are few.
- 1:34:14 But we are still proud.
- 1:34:16 For if a man loses pride in manhood, he is nothing.
- 1:34:20 You tell us now that if we will let you send us away to this place called Fort Sill...
- 1:34:26 You will feed us and care for us.
- 1:34:29 Let us tell you this.
- 1:34:31 It is a Comanche law that no chief ever eats unless first he sees that the pots are full of meat.
- 1:34:37 in the lodges of the widows and orphans.
- 1:34:40 It is the Comanche way of life.
- 1:34:43 This that the white man calls charity is a fine thing for widows and orphans.
- 1:34:49 But no warrior can accept it.
- 1:34:51 For if he does, he is no longer a man. And when he is no longer a man, he is nothing.
- 1:34:57 and better off dead.
- 1:34:59 You say to the Comanche you are widows and orphans.
- 1:35:02 You are not men.
- 1:35:03 And we, the Comanches, say we would rather be dead.
- 1:35:06 It will not be a remembered fight when you kill us.
- 1:35:10 Because we are few now and have few weapons.
- 1:35:13 But we will fight.
- 1:35:15 And we will die, Comanche.
- 1:35:19 Thank you, Big McClintock.
- 1:35:23 Am I to gather that Comanche defy the government of the United States?
- 1:35:28 Yes, you may gather that the Comanche defy the United States government.
- 1:35:33 Or at least this commission. Gentlemen.
- 1:35:42 It is the order of this court that these chiefs be incarcerated until such time as the detachment of United States Cavalry be made available...
- 1:35:52 to escort them and the Comanche Nation to Fort Sill.
- 1:35:57 This court is adjourned.
- 1:36:01 Oh, McClintock!
- 1:36:05 You are important chief amongst these white people.
- 1:36:07 Sway them!
- 1:36:09 Have them give us few guns to make the fight worthwhile.
- 1:36:12 Let us have one last remembered fight for end of Comanche.
- 1:36:16 I almost wish I could arrange that, Puma.
- 1:36:23 Oh, I'll let you.
- 1:36:26 Sergeant! Yes? Let's ride. Carry on.
- 1:36:31 Yeah, Endelman!
- 1:36:40 It's sad, these changing times. It isn't the times that are changing, Mama.
- 1:36:57 I'm sorry.
- 1:37:08 I'm going to go.
- 1:37:10 Oh, yeah.
- 1:37:27 Hey.
- 1:37:30 - Bunny!
- 1:37:32 Oh, I have a clinic.
- 1:37:35 Mary!
- 1:37:36 Figured you'd be belly down drunk by now.
- 1:37:38 I've been doing some thinking drinking, Bunny.
- 1:37:41 Is that boxcar still on the sighting?
- 1:37:44 Well, sure, but... But what? I don't like it.
- 1:37:47 You don't, eh? You figure them Indians get out there and lead the cavalry on a wild goose chase.
- 1:37:52 That great white father is going to get nosy. Get nosy and he'll investigate. When they find out how that side-saddle governor's been messing things up,
- 1:38:00 They'll give those Indians a fair trial.
- 1:38:02 That's live ammunition in that boxcar.
- 1:38:05 You know what'll happen if them Indians get some guns in their hands? Somebody's going to get hurt. Is Puma's word good enough for you? Well, I don't...
- 1:38:12 Well, Clint, you got yourself a partner.
- 1:38:15 Leave me out of this.
- 1:38:17 Hey, McClinney. Good night, Bunny.
- 1:38:25 Good night, Governor.
- 1:38:38 Sweet as the roses on the summer air. I'll find her somewhere while the moon is high. And tell her that I love her.
- 1:38:55 And I'll love her till I die, kitty!
- 1:39:01 Katie Giloni! Come rest this home, Katie!
- 1:39:08 Katie!
- 1:39:09 Catherine, you holy McLintock, where is the woman in the house?
- 1:39:16 Mr. McLintock...
- 1:39:18 Oh, there you are. Mrs. Warren. Oh, good evening. I waited up for you, Mr. McClinty. Oh, how nice.
- 1:39:29 I want to talk to you about something. Delighted. Delighted.
- 1:39:34 309 times straight. I beg your pardon? 309 times straight without a miss.
- 1:39:41 Gotta be a record. I suppose so. Now, Mr. McClintock, what I wanted to say... Two pounds, that's not...
- 1:39:46 Six inch brim.
- 1:39:48 Fifty-three feet in the air. It's gotta be a record. I'm sure it is, but the reason I wait... Gagdammit, woman, can't you hold that glass still?
- 1:39:57 Of course, sir. Now.
- 1:40:00 Down the hatch to my world's record.
- 1:40:05 Down the hatch! Yes, sir.
- 1:40:10 And now, to the governor of our territory. The governor of the territory, sir? Now, don't you stick up for him, Mrs. Warren. You're a fine woman, Mrs. Warren.
- 1:40:27 But you'll certainly go down in my estimation if you stick up for Cuthbert H. Humphrey, governor of this territory.
- 1:40:34 I don't mean to change that.
- 1:40:36 Oh.
- 1:40:38 Yes, sir.
- 1:40:39 Down the hatch.
- 1:40:43 Cuthbert H. Humphrey, Governor of our territory.
- 1:40:47 is a cow.
- 1:40:49 You know what a call is, man?
- 1:40:52 Akal is a specimen that is so worthless
- 1:40:56 that you have to cut him out of the herd. Now, if all the people in the world were putting one herd
- 1:41:02 "Cutbert is the one I would throw my rope at." "At whom?" "At whom I would throw my rope at." "Natural born cow." "Another touch ma'am?"
- 1:41:13 Oh, no, sir, no.
- 1:41:19 I don't mind if I do. Good. Can't walk on one leg. Oh, I didn't mean to be vulgar, ma'am. Can't walk.
- 1:41:26 One limb.
- 1:41:27 It's all right. Sounds silly. Only a bird can walk on a limb.
- 1:41:32 All right.
- 1:41:33 You know my wife?
- 1:41:34 Her name's Kate.
- 1:41:36 She insists on being called Catherine. Do you know her? Of course, Mr. McClintock, and that's what I wanted to talk to you. Well, she thinks that Cuthbert H. Humphrey is panting for her like a bull buffalo at the first green-up of spring.
- 1:41:50 But what Cuthbert is panting for is my money.
- 1:41:54 Don't make me feel like I'm drinking alone, ma'am. Very well, Mr. McClintock, if you insist. Down the hatch! Good.
- 1:42:19 Mr. McLintock.
- 1:42:21 I have something very important to say to you.
- 1:42:26 Very important.
- 1:42:28 Guess it'll have to wait till the morning.
- 1:42:34 Oh! It's all right. It's all right. Betty, bye-bye. Whoops! Oh! Mrs. Warren! Let me assist you. Very kind. Thank you.
- 1:43:00 Oh, no.
- 1:43:18 Whoops! What's going on here?
- 1:43:24 Now, Catherine, are you going to believe what you see?
- 1:43:27 Or what I tell you.
- 1:43:29 Oh, dear.
- 1:43:33 Ah, Mrs. McLintock.
- 1:43:35 Hope you won't misunderstand.
- 1:43:37 It's the first hundred women sitting on his lap that I misunderstood. Number 101 is quite simple. Now, G.W. McClintock, I have some... He's gone to sleep. Just when I know exactly what I want to say to him, he goes to sleep.
- 1:43:57 I waited up to talk to Mr. McClintick. I wanted to tell him I was quitting.
- 1:44:04 You see...
- 1:44:05 Sheriff Lord has asked me to marry him and... Oh, congratulations.
- 1:44:12 I don't want to seem prudish, but if you are going to marry Sheriff Lord, it seems to me that you're sitting on the wrong man's lap.
- 1:44:21 I love you.
- 1:44:22 Oh, come on, I'll help you upstairs. We have a long talk about men in general.
- 1:44:31 Ladies, one moment.
- 1:44:38 Watch out, you get us all killed. Oh, what?
- 1:44:52 Wait a minute, ladies. Till I catch my breath and I'll get you up those stairs as sure as my name is George Washington McCliff.
- 1:45:19 Oh, boy.
- 1:45:20 You may be quitting Mrs. Wallace. Mrs. Warren. But not tomorrow. I want my breakfast in bed.
- 1:45:26 I want to help you. I know, toast, lightly brown. Somebody sure put a knob on my skull. Here's Katie. I'm speaking. Katie, why? Mrs. Warren was there.
- 1:45:39 Oh, and there you was there. And there that whiskey bottle was there. And Katie's temper being what Katie's temper is, well, there you are.
- 1:45:48 Drago old friend, huh?
- 1:45:50 My wife does not understand me. I see me as different than any other man. Come on, I've got to get you upstairs. Get you ready for that big celebration tomorrow.
- 1:46:04 Mm-hmm.
- 1:46:07 Drago
- 1:46:09 I am sleeping in the den.
- 1:46:11 Oh, my God.
- 1:46:29 He's got no respect for you, Elder.
- 1:46:47 Hope you get the middle!
- 1:46:49 Oh!
- 1:46:53 Come on, get him aboard.
- 1:46:55 Everybody ready?
- 1:46:57 Man in number five needs a flag sent.
- 1:47:00 Get him one.
- 1:47:01 Let us know when you're ready.
- 1:47:05 Ladies and gentlemen!
- 1:47:08 It is my honor to present to you
- 1:47:12 the governor of our territory, Hussford H. Humphreys. Thank you, Mayor.
- 1:47:23 My friends...
- 1:47:24 And citizens of this great territory.
- 1:47:27 This is the ninth consecutive year
- 1:47:30 It has been my privilege...
- 1:47:33 And my pleasure to inaugurate...
- 1:47:36 The McClintock 4th of July celebration.
- 1:47:39 Now the first event will be the wild horse race.
- 1:47:43 But before I fire this shot to start the event,
- 1:47:47 I would like to say a few modest words.
- 1:47:50 regarding my stewardship of his great territory.
- 1:47:55 Oh, my God.
- 1:48:41 All right, Professor Birnbaum.
- 1:48:43 Gentlemen.
- 1:48:45 - Sheriff, where's the horse? - Come on, get 'em all in line. Come here, King.
- 1:48:51 Now, boys.
- 1:48:52 You all know the rules.
- 1:48:53 It's twice around the inside, once around the outside.
- 1:48:57 First cowboy that hits that finish line without busting that egg is the winner.
- 1:49:01 And I caution you boys about some of them eggs, 'cause some of them eggs are last year's holdovers.
- 1:49:07 All right.
- 1:49:09 - Yeah.
- 1:49:10 All right, man up.
- 1:49:35 Catherine, my dear.
- 1:49:36 You seem to be enjoying yourself. Oh, yes.
- 1:49:40 This is wonderful. It's the only thing I really do enjoy about this barbaric country. The 4th of July celebration.
- 1:49:45 Okay.
- 1:49:48 Well, Catherine, I've been here for three days. I haven't heard from you. Is anything wrong?
- 1:49:52 Rob?
- 1:49:53 I just hope that it hasn't been necessary for you to say anything to G.W.
- 1:50:01 What are you talking about?
- 1:50:04 but
- 1:50:04 Catherine, you see, I'm in the...
- 1:50:07 Rather delicate position, being governor of the territory and all. I just hope you haven't found it necessary to say anything about...
- 1:50:15 - About what?
- 1:50:17 About it.
- 1:50:18 You and me.
- 1:50:24 Why, you pompous windbag.
- 1:50:30 Do you think that you're the only man who's ever tried to play paddy fingers with me? Who's ever tried to lure me into the moonlight?
- 1:50:36 well no but I'm a big girl and I can take care of myself
- 1:50:40 My husband knows.
- 1:50:41 I can assure you, Governor, that your reputation is untarnished. Now get out of my way.
- 1:51:11 in there.
- 1:51:12 Curly Fletcher!
- 1:51:14 Mazel tov, Gurley!
- 1:51:18 Give me the egg.
- 1:51:22 Disqualified. Here you go, Curtis. GW! GW! You'll never believe what happened over there. What?
- 1:51:33 Whew.
- 1:51:34 You smell a beer!
- 1:51:36 Well, naturally, I'm drinking beer. Ladies and gentlemen.
- 1:51:41 The next event will be a contest.
- 1:51:44 Between the two, Bronco, Bostin!
- 1:51:47 Champions of our territory! Remember the year I rode in that event? Wore your garters to hold up my sleeves? We had a bet, and I won it.
- 1:51:59 George Washington McClintock.
- 1:52:01 You are a very crude man. Well, I guess so, but that was a rough horse, like to jar my insides loose. But it was worth it.
- 1:52:09 Oh!
- 1:52:14 Three bears!
- 1:52:25 *Gunshot*
- 1:52:41 Oh.
- 1:52:43 Point!
- 1:52:43 Help!
- 1:52:45 Freeze!
- 1:52:46 Get out!
- 1:53:21 - Deb, Deb, are you all right? - I guess so.
- 1:53:24 Nothing busted but my pride.
- 1:53:26 Well, that ought to even things up, farmer.
- 1:53:29 For what?
- 1:53:30 Well, that sore nose you gave me the other day.
- 1:53:33 Well, that ain't what's sore on him.
- 1:53:38 The closing event!
- 1:53:55 Is the clout pony raised?
- 1:53:57 The pretty slant!
- 1:53:59 Is it the barbecue? So start meandering!
- 1:54:03 Come on! Now what is that, false courage?
- 1:54:10 Why, you know a Douglas doesn't ever use a thing like that.
- 1:54:14 I want you to get on that horse, get out in front and stay out in front.
- 1:54:19 I'll be out fretting that.
- 1:54:21 Always.
- 1:54:22 Good.
- 1:54:23 Good boys.
- 1:54:24 Remember, stay out in front. That Agamemnon's a good horse.
- 1:54:30 Oh, I'm committing an arm.
- 1:54:37 We're having 40 and she's already done.
- 1:54:41 Oh, boy.
- 1:55:11 Come on!
- 1:55:41 Come on, come on.
- 1:56:11 That party, where's the whiskey? Whose idea was this stunt? Not, doggone, it's time a real bull...
- 1:57:02 Reckon that's about all the excitement you'd want for one-fourth of July, eh? Puma finally got his way, but I reckon he's riding out his last war party. He won't get very far.
- 1:57:11 But one thing still has me puzzled. Where did they get the guns? I was wondering the same thing.
- 1:57:18 My kidney's been borrowing me a little... Funny.
- 1:57:22 Gigabrio!
- 1:57:23 Psst.
- 1:57:26 What an idiot joke!
- 1:57:30 Joke? Do you think that was a joke? Shut up! You want everybody in town to see me! You look good in feathers.
- 1:57:41 Dev, I think they've gone!
- 1:57:44 Yeah.
- 1:57:45 What do you want to do about it? What can I do? Nothing!
- 1:57:49 Just like you've always done.
- 1:57:51 Oh.
- 1:58:02 How long, GW?
- 1:58:04 How long what? Pat, she's been riding herd on you for two years now.
- 1:58:09 I'm a peaceable man. But my father used to say, you raise your voice, it doesn't do any good. It's time to raise your hand.
- 1:58:16 Well, I've been planning to do something about it all.
- 1:58:20 I'll have another talk with her. Talk to her?
- 1:58:22 Talk to her! Talking won't do any good!
- 1:58:27 Becky, have you seen your...
- 1:58:32 What's been happening around here?
- 1:58:35 You've got hay all over you. Been some mighty sneaky goings on here during that raid, Mr. McClintic.
- 1:58:43 Who was it said only a trollop would kiss a man before they were formally engaged? Oh, but we are engaged, sir. You are?
- 1:58:50 That is, with your permission.
- 1:58:53 Well, you've got it.
- 1:58:54 Oh, Mrs. Warren?
- 1:58:56 I think it's wonderful.
- 1:58:59 I guess this is the only engagement that ever started off of a spanking.
- 1:59:08 Mm-hmm.
- 1:59:09 I reckon Birnbaum is right.
- 1:59:14 All right.
- 1:59:16 Lord bless us, this is gonna be a great day. Doggone it, folks!
- 1:59:23 Let's don't let a little old Indian Ray break up a good barbecue and a rodeo! Get a meat sound! Let's go!
- 1:59:32 You contestants get ready for the cow pony race!
- 1:59:34 Yeah!
- 1:59:37 *knock knock*
- 1:59:39 Who is it?
- 1:59:40 It's me. Let me in.
- 1:59:43 Not now. Right now. Are you insane? I want to talk to you. It'll have to wait. Wait.
- 1:59:53 Nobody! I've taken all I'm going to take from you. You are insane! You are going to tell me why you packed up the...
- 2:00:00 up and walked out on me two years ago you remember you came home from denver with lipstick all over your lipstick on my collar
- 2:00:14 I've got the truth to prove! Who cares? Why, you big!
- 2:00:42 Catherine!
- 2:00:47 G.W., you are a ruffie.
- 2:00:51 Cuthbert, you are right.
- 2:01:01 Well, what kind of a family is that? The best! And danger, sir. A fool on the race!
- 2:01:15 Who cares? History's being made.
- 2:01:37 Yes, Rufus? I regret to inform you I've changed my mind about matrimony.
- 2:01:45 Oh, my God.
- 2:02:03 Hey! Mrs. McClendon!
- 2:02:18 Oh, Captain.
- 2:02:20 Catherine!
- 2:02:21 Keep going. Come on, Edmund. Let everybody out.
- 2:02:41 Let everybody out.
- 2:02:41 Looks like G.W. is buying out the whole floor. I'm afraid you're red.
- 2:03:20 I'm going to go.
- 2:03:42 Oh, Mrs. McClendon, you're all wet. What? What?
- 2:03:55 Oh, woman, she's arrested. Oh, pardon me.
- 2:04:17 This is McClinty. You setting a new style?
- 2:04:30 Shh!
- 2:04:32 Come on.
- 2:04:40 Mr. McLintock, in here!
- 2:04:45 Oh, my God.
- 2:05:15 You've been digging those birds into me for two years. Now you're gonna get your comatins.
- 2:05:23 My father would be proud of you.
- 2:05:48 Don't spare the horse. Oh, you hurt me. Don't think you're going to get rid of me that easy.
- 2:05:53 Yeah.
- 2:06:17 No more living in the capital? No.
- 2:06:20 No more Newport in season? Nope.
- 2:06:23 No more dancing at the governor's ball.
- 2:06:26 No, GW.
- 2:06:27 Happy day!
- 2:06:31 310 times without a miss
- 2:06:36 That's a record.






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